# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5990 "2025-03-24T19:39:03Z")
There was a young woman from Sydney Who wanted to donate a kidney She found to her dismay ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5991 "2025-03-24T19:39:42Z")
There was a young woman from Sydney Who wanted to donate a kidney She found to her dismay They wanted her to pay ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5992 "2025-03-24T21:51:42Z")
There was a young woman from Sydney Who wanted to donate a kidney She found to her dismay They wanted her to pay She was told it was something they did free * * * I took twenty two aspirin for an ache ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5993 "2025-03-24T22:46:48Z")
I took twenty two aspirin for an ache Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5994 "2025-03-24T22:47:53Z")
I took twenty two aspirin for an ache Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake A dash of cyanide ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5995 "2025-03-24T22:54:31Z")
I took twenty two aspirin for an ache Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake A dash of cyanide An egg that I fried ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5996 "2025-03-25T03:06:23Z")
I took twenty two aspirin for an ache Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake A dash of cyanide An egg that I fried Please R.S.V.P for my wake I’m lonely and I’m depressed. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5997 "2025-03-25T04:37:07Z")
I’m lonely and I’m depressed. And also immunosuppressed. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5998 "2025-03-25T05:46:44Z")
I’m lonely and I’m depressed. And also immunosuppressed. The doctors can’t help me, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5999 "2025-03-25T14:12:12Z")
I’m lonely and I’m depressed. And also immunosuppressed. The doctors can’t help me, And I can’t even pee ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6000 "2025-03-25T17:09:25Z")
I’m lonely and I’m depressed. And also immunosuppressed. The doctors can’t help me, And I can’t even pee Maybe I just need some rest * * * I brought a flounder to a gunfight ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6001 "2025-03-25T19:41:39Z")
I brought a flounder to a gunfight And threw it with all of my might ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6002 "2025-03-25T19:50:44Z")
I brought a flounder to a gunfight And threw it with all of my might The other guy laughed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6003 "2025-03-25T20:33:05Z")
I brought a flounder to a gunfight And threw it with all of my might The other guy laughed Concluding that I was daft ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6004 "2025-03-25T20:52:10Z")
I brought a flounder to a gunfight And threw it with all of my might The other guy laughed Concluding that I was daft And told me to just leave his sight A kitten, a dog, and a fish ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6005 "2025-03-25T21:49:11Z")
A kitten, a dog, and a fish fought over the last cold knish ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6006 "2025-03-25T22:03:05Z")
A kitten, a dog, and a fish Fought over the last cold knish The losers had to eat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6007 "2025-03-25T23:35:08Z")
A kitten, a dog, and a fish Fought over the last cold knish The losers had to eat a shriveled old beet ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6008 "2025-03-26T00:53:02Z")
A kitten, a dog, and a fish Fought over the last cold knish The losers had to eat a shriveled old beet And the winner said, “This is delish!” I tried to be a successful entrepreneur ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6009 "2025-03-26T01:10:48Z")
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