# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 302
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6030 "2025-03-28T18:01:17Z")
I like to spread butter on my toes and Mayo goes over my nose Some jam on my knee ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6031 "2025-03-28T18:04:56Z")
I like to spread butter on my toes and Mayo goes over my nose Some jam on my knee And on my nose a pea ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6032 "2025-03-28T18:12:44Z")
I like to spread butter on my toes and Mayo goes over my nose Some jam on my knee And on my nose a pea (I was out of mayonnaise, I suppose) * * * My cousin is a dirty rotten fink ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6033 "2025-03-28T20:31:48Z")
My cousin is a dirty rotten fink Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6034 "2025-03-28T21:00:33Z")
My cousin is a dirty rotten fink Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink There’s dirt on the floor ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6035 "2025-03-28T21:11:51Z")
My cousin is a dirty rotten fink Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink There’s dirt on the floor and he’s also dirt poor ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6036 "2025-03-30T01:52:33Z")
My cousin is a dirty rotten fink Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink There’s dirt on the floor and he’s also dirt poor And where ever he goes he leaves a stink Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6037 "2025-03-30T02:04:39Z")
Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6038 "2025-03-31T11:35:29Z")
Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit He can’t tie his shoes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6039 "2025-03-31T17:16:13Z")
Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit He can’t tie his shoes Has his cereal with booze ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6040 "2025-03-31T19:04:15Z")
Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit He can’t tie his shoes Has his cereal with booze Picks his nose and refuses to quit it ——————————————- Burger King sez have it your way ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6041 "2025-03-31T21:01:05Z")
Burger King sez have it your way So I ordered a café au lait ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6042 "2025-03-31T21:05:18Z")
Burger King sez have it your way So I ordered a café au lait But it wasn’t on the menu ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6043 "2025-04-01T00:58:44Z")
Burger King sez have it your way So I ordered a café au lait But it wasn’t on the menu You can’t put it in you ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6044 "2025-04-01T19:17:38Z")
Burger King sez have it your way So I ordered a café au lait But it wasn’t on the menu You can’t put it in you if it spilled onto your lap from the tray * * * Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6045 "2025-04-01T19:29:25Z")
Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6046 "2025-04-01T19:39:12Z")
Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle. They both have blue eyes ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6047 "2025-04-01T20:54:38Z")
Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle. They both have blue eyes – So Myrt wore a disguise _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6048 "2025-04-01T21:04:12Z")
Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle. They both have blue eyes – So Myrt wore a disguise And turned out to be surprisingly fertile * * * I was born into the wrong family ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6049 "2025-04-01T21:40:51Z")
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