# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6050 "2025-04-02T00:33:42Z")
I was born into the wrong family For I long to work musically But daddy says no ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6051 "2025-04-02T01:22:51Z")
I was born into the wrong family For I long to work musically But daddy says no In music there’s no dough ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6052 "2025-04-03T01:43:59Z")
I was born into the wrong family For I long to work musically But daddy says no In music there’s no dough He doesn’t want my life to end happily —————————————- My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6053 "2025-04-03T01:47:27Z")
My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement Though one day she aspires to the firmament ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6054 "2025-04-03T01:58:18Z")
My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement Though one day she aspires to the firmament She’s building a balloon ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6055 "2025-04-03T07:54:27Z")
My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement Though one day she aspires to the firmament She’s building a balloon To go to the moon ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6056 "2025-04-03T10:25:29Z")
## My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement Though one day she aspires to the firmament She’s building a balloon To go to the moon as soon as she finds a replacement I have broccoli stuck in my teeth ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6057 "2025-04-03T13:47:05Z")
I have broccoli stuck in my teeth And leaves after eating a wreath ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6058 "2025-04-03T15:02:59Z")
I have broccoli stuck in my teeth And leaves after eating a wreath plus a piece of boloney ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6059 "2025-04-03T19:20:37Z")
I have broccoli stuck in my teeth And leaves after eating a wreath plus a piece of boloney Some hair from a pony ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6060 "2025-04-04T00:11:00Z")
I have broccoli stuck in my teeth And leaves after eating a wreath plus a piece of boloney Some hair from a pony And skin from his buddy Keith * * * I know a fun gal named Leanna ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6061 "2025-04-04T00:14:14Z")
I know a fun gal named Leanna Who goes on safaris to Ghana * * * [Shame on **2\_More\_Bits** for doing 2 lines in a row.] [Shame on me for rhyming the same word twice (same base word at least).] ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6062 "2025-04-04T01:43:03Z")
I know a fun gal named Leanna Who goes on safaris to Ghana She drives a red Jeep (I am ashamed) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6063 "2025-04-04T02:00:55Z")
I know a fun gal named Leanna Who goes on safaris to Ghana She drives a red Jeep The horn goes beep beep ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6064 "2025-04-04T02:28:29Z")
I know a fun gal named Leanna Who goes on safaris to Ghana She drives a red Jeep The horn goes beep beep as she lays waste to the flora and fauna ———————————————- My guitar has only one string ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6065 "2025-04-04T03:47:19Z")
My guitar has only one string. When I try playing “Jesus is king” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6066 "2025-04-04T08:25:31Z")
My guitar has only one string. When I try playing “Jesus is king” It sounds less than holy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6067 "2025-04-04T10:37:34Z")
My guitar has only one string. When I try playing “Jesus is king” It sounds less than holy And more ‘Nat King Coley’ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6068 "2025-04-04T12:48:49Z")
My guitar has only one string. When I try playing “Jesus is king” It sounds less than holy And more ‘Nat King Coley sadly that just ain’t my thing * * * My daddy keeled over on a golf course ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6069 "2025-04-04T13:35:56Z")
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