# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6090 "2025-04-07T13:50:53Z")
How many peanuts can Barry eat? As a trencherman, he is elite Laughs at 100 pies ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6091 "2025-04-07T16:35:40Z")
How many peanuts can Barry eat? As a trencherman, he is elite Laughs at 100 pies Inhales chicken thighs ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6092 "2025-04-07T19:41:00Z")
How many peanuts can Barry eat? As a trencherman, he is elite Laughs at 100 pies Inhales chicken thighs But balks at those fried chicken feet. My aunt got a terrible shock ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6093 "2025-04-07T19:49:38Z")
My aunt got a terrible shock Her car’s brakes were not antilock ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6094 "2025-04-07T20:51:05Z")
My aunt got a terrible shock Her car’s brakes were not antilock She fell off a cliff ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6095 "2025-04-07T21:21:01Z")
My aunt got a terrible shock Her car’s brakes were not antilock She fell off a cliff And wasn’t saved by her diff ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6096 "2025-04-08T02:54:03Z")
My aunt got a terrible shock Her car’s brakes were not antilock She fell off a cliff And wasn’t saved by her diff Now she’s dead as a rock. The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6097 "2025-04-08T10:25:41Z")
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave 'cuz he did something nasty to Steve ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6098 "2025-04-08T10:55:58Z")
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave 'cuz he did something nasty to Steve His balls were so sweaty ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6099 "2025-04-08T11:37:09Z")
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave 'cuz he did something nasty to Steve His balls were so sweaty Like those of a Yeti ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6100 "2025-04-08T12:09:21Z")
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave 'cuz he did something nasty to Steve His balls were so sweaty Like those of a Yeti What happened is hard to believe ——————————————- Abigail has a thing for men’s feet ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6101 "2025-04-08T13:54:52Z")
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6102 "2025-04-08T14:04:51Z")
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet and gnaw on the nails ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6103 "2025-04-08T14:47:16Z")
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet And gnaw on the nails Their aroma she inhales ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6104 "2025-04-08T14:59:50Z")
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet And gnaw on the nails Their aroma she inhales A thick callus is an after lunch treat! * * * Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6105 "2025-04-08T18:54:15Z")
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6106 "2025-04-08T19:33:37Z")
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover Or perhaps he’ll get slimed ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6107 "2025-04-08T23:46:47Z")
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover Or perhaps he’ll get slimed And live a day many times ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6108 "2025-04-09T00:00:35Z")
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover Or perhaps he’ll get slimed And live a day many times A Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time-Player, moreover * * * George spends too much time writing limericks ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6109 "2025-04-09T00:16:40Z")
George spends too much time writing limericks Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=304) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=306)