# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 306
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6110 "2025-04-09T00:57:26Z")
George spends too much time writing limericks Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix They often end badly ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6111 "2025-04-09T01:10:27Z")
George spends too much time writing limericks Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix They often end badly As he writes madly ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6112 "2025-04-09T01:43:12Z")
George spends too much time writing limericks Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix They often end badly As he writes madly About boobies, vaginas and dicks. I was shocked when I opened her present ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6113 "2025-04-09T01:53:15Z")
I was shocked when I opened her present and realized how little money she spent ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6114 "2025-04-09T02:24:26Z")
I was shocked when I opened her present And realized how little money she spent On a used wheezy kazoo ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6115 "2025-04-09T02:35:07Z")
I was shocked when I opened her present And realized how little money she spent On a used wheezy kazoo It cost just a penny or two ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6116 "2025-04-09T03:40:49Z")
I was shocked when I opened her present And realized how little money she spent On a used wheezy kazoo It cost just a penny or two For her birthday I spent 50 cents! ————————- I called my doctor after midnight ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6117 "2025-04-09T03:52:12Z")
I called my doctor after midnight “My dick’s green - that can’t be right?” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6118 "2025-04-09T05:25:15Z")
I called my doctor after midnight “My dick’s green - that can’t be right?” My doctor just sighed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6119 "2025-04-09T10:32:52Z")
I called my doctor after midnight “My dick’s green - that can’t be right?” My doctor just sighed He could tell I was fried ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6120 "2025-04-09T12:38:46Z")
I called my doctor after midnight “My dick’s green - that can’t be right?” My doctor just sighed He could tell I was fried “That’s a pickle that is in your sight.” The market’s in quite a slump ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6121 "2025-04-09T12:42:07Z")
The market’s in quite a slump but I’m sure it’s just a speed bump ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6122 "2025-04-09T13:49:36Z")
The market’s in quite a slump But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump 'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6123 "2025-04-09T23:09:11Z")
The market’s in quite a slump But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump 'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space With that godawful smirk on his face ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6124 "2025-04-10T21:14:34Z")
The market’s in quite a slump But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump 'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space With that godawful smirk on his face And with a swift kick to Trump’s rump While the cop was walking his beat ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6125 "2025-04-10T23:04:14Z")
While the cop was walking his beat He developed blisters on his feet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6126 "2025-04-11T00:01:14Z")
While the cop was walking his beat He developed blisters on his feet So hot needle in hand ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6127 "2025-04-11T00:06:41Z")
While the cop was walking his beat He developed blisters on his feet So hot needle in hand He took bold command ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6128 "2025-04-11T04:20:40Z")
While the cop was walking his beat He developed blisters on his feet So hot needle in hand He took bold command (They call him ‘Podiatrist Pete’). As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6129 "2025-04-11T04:37:07Z")
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