# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6130 "2025-04-11T04:44:41Z")
As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea A gentleman sent me another for free He saluted and smiled ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6131 "2025-04-11T14:42:54Z")
As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea A gentleman sent me another for free He saluted and smiled And his eyes looked wild ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6132 "2025-04-11T17:48:38Z")
As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea A gentleman sent me another for free He saluted and smiled And his eyes looked wild Then he climbed back up into his tree * * * I met my love at an Old Country Buffet ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6133 "2025-04-11T19:12:14Z")
I met my love at an Old Country Buffet So we could have more than one hot entree ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6134 "2025-04-11T20:19:41Z")
I met my love at an Old Country Buffet So we could have more than one hot entree She ate cheesy potatoes ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6135 "2025-04-11T20:41:59Z")
I met my love at an Old Country Buffet So we could have more than one hot entree She ate cheesy potatoes I had ranch on tomatoes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6136 "2025-04-11T20:56:26Z")
I met my love at an Old Country Buffet So we could have more than one hot entree She ate cheesy potatoes I had ranch on tomatoes And more pie than I’m willing to say ——————————————- I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6137 "2025-04-11T21:39:01Z")
I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave And it’s something that you won’t believe ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6138 "2025-04-11T22:56:09Z")
I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave And it’s something that you won’t believe It’s a promise I made ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6139 "2025-04-11T23:04:00Z")
I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave And it’s something that you won’t believe It’s a promise I made A decision I weighed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6140 "2025-04-12T14:03:58Z")
I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave And it’s something that you won’t believe It’s a promise I made A decision I weighed I’ll slap open mouth chewers (my pet peeve) -–—————— I married a man who likes ferrets ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6141 "2025-04-12T14:21:15Z")
I married a man who likes ferrets My wedding ring was two carats ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6142 "2025-04-12T15:40:28Z")
I married a man who likes ferrets My wedding ring was two carats Those creatures smelled bad ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6143 "2025-04-13T00:57:35Z")
I married a man who likes ferrets My wedding ring was two carats Those creatures smelled bad A fact that made me mad ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6144 "2025-04-13T01:45:54Z")
I married a man who likes ferrets My wedding ring was two carats Those creatures smelled bad A fact that made me mad So I replaced them with some parrots * * * Polly doesn’t want a cracker today ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6145 "2025-04-13T02:29:12Z")
Polly doesn’t want a cracker today Nor does she want cheese soufflé ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6146 "2025-04-13T03:43:01Z")
Polly doesn’t want a cracker today Nor does she want cheese soufflé She’s a picky bird ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6147 "2025-04-13T08:22:12Z")
Polly doesn’t want a cracker today Nor does she want cheese soufflé She’s a picky bird Likes her martinis stirred ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6148 "2025-04-13T14:01:17Z")
Polly doesn’t want a cracker today Nor does she want cheese soufflé She’s a picky bird Likes her martinis stirred But loves the fruit and nut buffet * * * Doogie Howser is a very good dog ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6149 "2025-04-13T14:36:01Z")
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