# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 308
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6150 "2025-04-13T15:12:54Z")
Doogie Howser is a very good dog. That is, until he gets into the grog. Then he howls a sad tale ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6151 "2025-04-13T15:40:27Z")
Doogie Howser is a very good dog. That is, until he gets into the grog. Then he howls a sad tale about kibble so stale ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6152 "2025-04-14T00:04:09Z")
Doogie Howser is a very good dog. That is, until he gets into the grog. Then he howls a sad tale about kibble so stale Like that Baskerville hound in the fog A flexible gymnast named Jane ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6153 "2025-04-14T00:14:41Z")
A flexible gymnast named Jane Whose routine involved a Great Dane ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6154 "2025-04-14T00:44:20Z")
A flexible gymnast named Jane Whose routine involved a Great Dane She bounced on her toes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6155 "2025-04-14T02:07:27Z")
A flexible gymnast named Jane Whose routine involved a Great Dane She bounced on her toes The dog struck a pose ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6156 "2025-04-14T02:14:21Z")
A flexible gymnast named Jane Whose routine involved a Great Dane She bounced on her toes The dog struck a pose And then they begin raising Cane! There was a fat orange cat named Garfield ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6157 "2025-04-14T10:30:38Z")
There was a fat orange cat named Garfield His recent heart surgery not quite healed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6158 "2025-04-14T13:07:59Z")
There was a fat orange cat named Garfield His recent heart surgery not quite healed So Odie snuck up behind ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6159 "2025-04-14T18:48:59Z")
There was a fat orange cat named Garfield His recent heart surgery not quite healed So Odie snuck up behind And then blew his mind ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6160 "2025-04-14T20:46:06Z")
There was a fat orange cat named Garfield His recent heart surgery not quite healed So Odie snuck up behind And then blew his mind with affection for the first time revealed * * * I’m not wearing underpants today ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6161 "2025-04-14T21:25:18Z")
I’m not wearing underpants today Plus I threw all my trousers away ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6162 "2025-04-14T21:30:55Z")
I’m not wearing underpants today Plus I threw all my trousers away Yes, I’m quite cold ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6163 "2025-04-14T23:42:19Z")
I’m not wearing underpants today Plus I threw all my trousers away Yes, I’m quite cold Shrunken balls all can behold ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6164 "2025-04-15T01:16:17Z")
I’m not wearing underpants today Plus I threw all my trousers away Yes, I’m quite cold Shrunken balls all can behold I can’t wait for a warm day in May I long for A trip to far-off Wales ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6165 "2025-04-15T01:26:56Z")
I long for A trip to far-off Wales I’ll return with many scintillating tales ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6166 "2025-04-15T01:33:28Z")
I long for A trip to far-off Wales I’ll return with many scintillating tales And some lovely, long words ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6167 "2025-04-15T02:40:43Z")
I long for a trip to far-off Wales I’ll return with many scintillating tales And some lovely, long words And pics of resplendent birds ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6168 "2025-04-15T04:14:26Z")
I long for a trip to far-off Wales I’ll return with many scintillating tales And some lovely, long words And pics of resplendent birds As well as of sheep-shagging fails. At Customs, a man searched my case ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6169 "2025-04-15T11:03:20Z")
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