# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 309
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6170 "2025-04-15T13:19:30Z")
At Customs, a man searched my case Then he looked me straight in the face Said “Do you declare?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6171 "2025-04-15T13:54:08Z")
At Customs, a man searched my case Then he looked me straight in the face Said “Do you declare?” “Oh, you mean all the footwear?” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6172 "2025-04-15T15:14:06Z")
At Customs, a man searched my case Then he looked me straight in the face Said “Do you declare?” “Oh, you mean all the footwear?” “I take them all everyplace.” I entered “My Son” in a horserace ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6173 "2025-04-15T18:53:04Z")
I entered “My Son” in a horserace I prayed that they’d win or at least place ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6174 "2025-04-15T19:08:43Z")
I entered “My Son” in a horserace I prayed that they’d win or at least place But much to my horror ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6175 "2025-04-15T20:24:20Z")
I entered “My Son” in a horserace I prayed that they’d win or at least place But much to my horror the horse wasn’t a scorer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6176 "2025-04-15T22:53:10Z")
I entered “My Son” in a horserace I prayed that they’d win or at least place But much to my horror The horse wasn’t a scorer And ran at a somnabulent snail’s pace * * * When the zombies came staggering in ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6177 "2025-04-15T23:27:23Z")
When the zombies came staggering in I hid away with my kith and my kin ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6178 "2025-04-15T23:30:34Z")
When the zombies came staggering in I hid away with my kith and my kin We set out for the snow ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6179 "2025-04-15T23:59:24Z")
When the zombies came staggering in I hid away with my kith and my kin We set out for the snow While stocked up with ammo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6180 "2025-04-16T01:35:28Z")
When the zombies came staggering in I hid away with my kith and my kin We set out for the snow While stocked up with ammo and escaped by the hair of my chin ———————— A zombie bit my wife on her knee ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6181 "2025-04-16T01:48:06Z")
A zombie bit my wife on her knee Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6182 "2025-04-16T02:01:36Z")
A zombie bit my wife on her knee Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!” And when she “turned” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6183 "2025-04-16T02:49:23Z")
A zombie bit my wife on her knee Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!” And when she “turned” that’s when we learned ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6184 "2025-04-16T04:33:18Z")
A zombie bit my wife on her knee Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!” And when she “turned” that’s when we learned The brains in our marriage ain’t me! I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6185 "2025-04-16T04:47:19Z")
I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6186 "2025-04-16T10:21:26Z")
I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt Some say it’s not funny ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6187 "2025-04-16T10:36:18Z")
I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt Some say it’s not funny “You won’t fool the bunny!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6188 "2025-04-16T14:12:24Z")
I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt Some say it’s not funny “You won’t fool the bunny!” As it’s your ass which he will punt * * * There are some who say He will soon rise ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6189 "2025-04-16T15:23:44Z")
There are some who say He will soon rise Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=308) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=310)