# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/602 "2015-03-12T06:12:02Z")
Private Mulligan never did dally In mounting his mustang, named Sally. Ev’ry night he was able to shake up the stable ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/603 "2015-03-12T06:53:30Z")
Private Mulligan never did dally In mounting his mustang, named Sally. Ev’ry night he was able To shake up the stable He’d ride her bareback up the alley. I was given a lamp by Aladdin ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/604 "2015-03-12T10:56:58Z")
I was given a lamp by Aladdin And a video game by John Madden ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/605 "2015-03-12T10:59:18Z")
I was given a lamp by Aladdin And a video game by John Madden But the gift I most wanted ---
**Author:** ![EckyThump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@EckyThump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EckyThump)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/606 "2015-03-12T11:42:27Z")
I was given a lamp by Aladdin And a video game by John Madden But the gift I most wanted Coveted, and vaunted ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/607 "2015-03-12T12:11:10Z")
I was given a lamp by Aladdin And a video game by John Madden But the gift I most wanted Coveted, and vaunted Is a nude selfie from Gates McFadden I ordered a drink from the bar ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/608 "2015-03-12T13:44:46Z")
I ordered a drink from the bar And sat down by a lass with a scar ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/609 "2015-03-12T14:59:03Z")
I ordered a drink from the bar And sat down by a lass with a scar I asked how she got it. ---
**Author:** ![EckyThump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@EckyThump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EckyThump)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/610 "2015-03-12T15:29:27Z")
I ordered a drink from the bar And sat down by a lass with a scar I asked how she got it. Said she, “How’d you spot it?” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/611 "2015-03-12T16:56:42Z")
I ordered a drink from the bar And sat down by a lass with a scar I asked how she got it. Said she, “How’d you spot it?” “It’s HUGE,” I explained. How bizarre! Some vampires in Transylvania ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/612 "2015-03-12T17:05:01Z")
Some vampires in Transylvania Have tickets to see Wrestlemania ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/613 "2015-03-12T17:21:58Z")
Some vampires in Transylvania Have tickets to see Wrestlemania But much to their shock, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/614 "2015-03-12T19:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > I was given a lamp by Aladdin > And a video game by John Madden > But the gift I most wanted > Coveted, and vaunted > Is a nude selfie from Gates McFadden I like it. Some vampires in Transylvania Have tickets to see Wrestlemania But much to their shock, They got suplexed by Brock ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/615 "2015-03-12T20:13:33Z")
Some vampires in Transylvania Have tickets to see Wrestlemania But much to their shock, They got suplexed by Brock - Fangs to that they’ve never been brainier. A lady mechanic named Hannah ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/616 "2015-03-12T20:59:25Z")
A lady mechanic named Hannah Tuned up a Ford for her Nana ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/617 "2015-03-12T21:32:31Z")
A lady mechanic named Hannah Tuned up a Ford for her Nana. But, as it left the shop ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/618 "2015-03-12T21:35:02Z")
A lady mechanic named Hannah Tuned up a Ford for her Nana. But, as it left the shop There was a Thunk!and a Pop! ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/619 "2015-03-12T21:46:18Z")
A lady mechanic named Hannah Tuned up a Ford for her Nana. But, as it left the shop There was a Thunk!and a Pop! The fanbelt had caught her bandana. My Dad had doll made of rubber ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/620 "2015-03-12T22:53:46Z")
My Dad had doll made of rubber. I knew the old man loved no udder. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/621 "2015-03-13T01:05:29Z")
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