# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 310
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6190 "2025-04-17T00:52:15Z")
There are some who say He will soon rise Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise I am baking croissants ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6191 "2025-04-17T01:27:42Z")
There are some who say He will soon rise Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise I am baking croissants ‘cuz them’s what I wants ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6192 "2025-04-17T03:28:46Z")
There are some who say He will soon rise Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise I am baking croissants ‘cuz them’s what I wants Hey, they’ve risen, you guys! Bob decided he wants a pet quokka ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6193 "2025-04-17T08:09:48Z")
Bob decided he wants a pet quokka Small enough to fit in his locker ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6194 "2025-04-17T10:24:51Z")
Bob decided he wants a pet quokka Small enough to fit in his locker It’d have to be tame ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6195 "2025-04-17T14:03:16Z")
Bob decided he wants a pet quokka Small enough to fit in his locker It’d have to be tame Or I’d get the blame * * * [Quokka and locker rhyme? In the Queen’s English I guess…] ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6196 "2025-04-17T20:05:19Z")
Bob decided he wants a pet quokka Small enough to fit in his locker It’d have to be tame Or I’d get the blame when his locker mate died from the shocka —————————— My pet gecko is awfully constipated ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6197 "2025-04-17T23:51:39Z")
My pet gecko is awfully constipated Which is making the poor thing agitated ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6198 "2025-04-18T00:42:32Z")
My pet gecko is awfully constipated Which is making the poor thing agitated So as a laxative ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6199 "2025-04-18T01:30:26Z")
My pet gecko is awfully constipated Which is making the poor thing agitated So as a laxative much fiber, we give ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6200 "2025-04-19T00:33:38Z")
My pet gecko is awfully constipated Which is making the poor thing agitated So as a laxative much fiber, we give After a huge fart he is quite deflated Sam and Jen are a very odd pair ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6201 "2025-04-19T00:55:36Z")
Sam and Jen are a very odd pair Seeing as they are joined at the hair ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6202 "2025-04-19T02:06:49Z")
Sam and Jen are a very odd pair Seeing as they are joined at the hair Not the hair on their head ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6203 "2025-04-19T03:28:40Z")
Sam and Jen are a very odd pair Seeing as they are joined at the hair Not the hair on their head But on their butts instead ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6204 "2025-04-19T03:41:51Z")
Sam and Jen are a very odd pair Seeing as they are joined at the hair Not the hair on their head But on their butts instead Go ahead, laugh. They don’t care ——————— Momma had a baby with horns ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6205 "2025-04-19T08:29:59Z")
Momma had a baby with horns The priests in her parish, she warns ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6206 "2025-04-19T09:29:23Z")
Momma had a baby with horns The priests in her parish, she warns Have holy water ready ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6207 "2025-04-19T09:54:20Z")
Momma had a baby with horns The priests in her parish, she warns Have holy water ready Hold crucifixes steady ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6208 "2025-04-19T13:49:29Z")
Momma had a baby with horns The priests in her parish, she warns Have holy water ready Hold crucifixes steady As it is adorned with thorns * * * Damien schemed to destroy the world ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6209 "2025-04-19T15:40:44Z")
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