# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6210 "2025-04-19T19:21:07Z")
and bought a cat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6211 "2025-04-19T19:41:41Z")
Damien schemed to destroy the world To prepare, he had his hair curled And bought a cat Which he made into a hat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6212 "2025-04-19T20:48:58Z")
Damien schemed to destroy the world To prepare, he had his hair curled And bought a cat Which he made into a hat and then gleefully twisted and twirled * * * Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6213 "2025-04-20T00:32:28Z")
Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6214 "2025-04-20T00:42:03Z")
Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon He cut off my fin ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6215 "2025-04-20T00:45:25Z")
Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon He cut off my fin Changed my outie to in ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6216 "2025-04-20T00:53:10Z")
Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon He cut off my fin Changed my outie to in Sad to say I’m still a damned virgin * * * There’s one person left that I trust ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6217 "2025-04-20T02:01:33Z")
There’s one person left that I trust However she is all covered in dust ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6218 "2025-04-20T02:34:20Z")
There’s one person left that I trust However she is all covered in dust But she’s really smart ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6219 "2025-04-21T00:45:35Z")
There’s one person left that I trust However she is all covered in dust But she’s really smart A true work of art ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6220 "2025-04-21T01:51:24Z")
There’s one person left that I trust However she is all covered in dust But she’s really smart A true work of art A monument to my eternal lust * * * My living wife and my dead wife ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6221 "2025-04-21T02:03:10Z")
My living wife and my dead wife Are/were the loves of my life ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6222 "2025-04-21T03:39:27Z")
My living wife and my dead wife Are/were the loves of my life The dead one is cuter ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6223 "2025-04-21T13:44:40Z")
My living wife and my dead wife Are/were the loves of my life The dead one is cuter While the other a real hooter ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6224 "2025-04-21T14:11:12Z")
My living wife and my dead wife Are/were the loves of my life The dead one is cuter While the other a real hooter and is usually armed with a knife * * * I like to bathe with a caiman ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6225 "2025-04-21T22:48:51Z")
I like to bathe with a caiman When ut gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6226 "2025-04-21T23:55:14Z")
I like to bathe with a caiman When ut gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man! Just scratch my back, will ya? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6227 "2025-04-22T22:01:12Z")
I like to bathe with a caiman When it gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man! Just scratch my back, will ya I’ve half a mind to kill ya ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6228 "2025-04-22T23:52:59Z")
I like to bathe with a caiman When it gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man! Just scratch my back, will ya I’ve half a mind to kill ya Then bath time will require a shaman! I’ve existed on the internet for many years ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6229 "2025-04-22T23:57:30Z")
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