# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 312
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6230 "2025-04-23T02:32:39Z")
I’ve existed on the internet for many years But the Dope is where I have all my peers I post in Thread Games ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6231 "2025-04-23T03:45:24Z")
I’ve existed on the internet for many years But the Dope is where I have all my peers I post in Thread Games And - not naming names - ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6232 "2025-04-23T10:35:36Z")
I’ve existed on the internet for many years But the Dope is where I have all my peers I post in Thread Games And - not naming names But often find I’m driven to tears * * * I’d like to teach the world to sing ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6233 "2025-04-23T14:17:40Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing And to fly high upon a soaring wing ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6234 "2025-04-23T14:51:08Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing And to fly high upon a soaring wing Dance! Dance! Dance! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6235 "2025-04-23T17:32:26Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing And to fly high upon a soaring wing Dance! Dance! Dance! Perhaps start a romance ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6236 "2025-04-23T20:13:32Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing And to fly high upon a soaring wing Dance! Dance! Dance! Perhaps start a romance Soaring on to the ultimate fling * * * My brother has 999 spouses ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6237 "2025-04-23T21:36:10Z")
My brother has 999 spouses They manage nine hundred light houses ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6238 "2025-04-23T22:16:26Z")
My brother has 999 spouses They manage nine hundred light houses They replace all the bulbs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6239 "2025-04-23T23:00:49Z")
My brother has 999 spouses They manage nine hundred light houses They replace all the bulbs With a 9 armed bot named “Szszulbz” * * * [@Intergalactic_Gladiator, I’ll assume you knew “bulb” had no rhymes in the English language when you inflicted that word on us, but not to worry I’ll always find a way to thwart your malfeasance. 🙃] ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6240 "2025-04-23T23:18:49Z")
My brother has 999 spouses They manage nine hundred light houses They replace all the bulbs With a 9 armed bot named “Szszulbz” And it also washes their 900 blouses Missy decided she needs to stay single ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6241 "2025-04-24T00:39:00Z")
Missy decided she needs to stay single While her cold sore continued to tingle ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6242 "2025-04-24T01:00:08Z")
Missy decided she needs to stay single While her cold sore continued to tingle So she whittled a phallus ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6243 "2025-04-24T01:02:17Z")
Missy decided she needs to stay single While her cold sore continued to tingle So she whittled a phallus And nicknamed it Alice ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6244 "2025-04-24T01:23:32Z")
Missy decided she needs to stay single While her cold sore continued to tingle So she whittled a phallus And nicknamed it Alice A perfectly fine substitute for a dingle * * * There once was a couple named Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6245 "2025-04-24T01:40:48Z")
There once was a couple named Kelly Who ran out of lubricant jelly ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6246 "2025-04-24T01:46:20Z")
There once was a couple named Kelly Who ran out of lubricant jelly They had lotsa mayo ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6247 "2025-04-24T01:49:17Z")
There once was a couple named Kelly Who ran out of lubricant jelly They had lotsa mayo Which made her yell Heyo! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6248 "2025-04-24T02:21:46Z")
There once was a couple named Kelly Who ran out of lubricant jelly They had lotsa mayo Which made her yell Heyo! Then they fell asleep watching the telly ———————————————- My pet lion has a thorn in its paw ---
**Author:** ![Mish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Mish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mish)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6249 "2025-04-24T09:11:02Z")
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