# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 313
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6250 "2025-04-24T15:06:29Z")
My pet lion has a thorn in its paw For he cracked the hedgehog jaw The moon is green ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6251 "2025-04-24T18:24:56Z")
My pet lion has a thorn in its paw For he cracked the hedgehog jaw The moon is green Know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6252 "2025-04-24T18:45:03Z")
My pet lion has a thorn in its paw For he cracked the hedgehog jaw The moon is green Know what I mean? No? Trust me, I saw what I saw —————————————— He was born with a silver spoon up his ass ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6253 "2025-04-24T19:52:50Z")
He was born with a silver spoon up his ass However, he just has no class ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6254 "2025-04-24T21:13:27Z")
He was born with a silver spoon up his ass However, he just has no class Tacky gold tat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6255 "2025-04-24T21:22:56Z")
He was born with a silver spoon up his ass However, he just has no class Tacky gold tat Puddy is a brat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6256 "2025-04-25T01:43:26Z")
He was born with a silver spoon up his ass However, he just has no class Tacky gold tat Puddy is a brat and much clanging do to balls made of brass -——-——————-— Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6257 "2025-04-25T02:06:08Z")
Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample I boldly asked if of it I may sample ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6258 "2025-04-25T03:32:11Z")
Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample I boldly asked if of it I may sample She said I was rude ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6259 "2025-04-25T12:35:21Z")
Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample I boldly asked if of it I may sample She said I was rude But in a pose so lewd ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6260 "2025-04-25T12:48:57Z")
Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample I boldly asked if of it I may sample She said I was rude But in a pose so lewd While I desired no more than a handful * * * A large raven landed on my head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6261 "2025-04-25T13:27:03Z")
A large raven landed on my head He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6262 "2025-04-25T15:59:35Z")
A large raven landed on my head He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!” Then it plucked off my nose ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6263 "2025-04-25T16:11:11Z")
A large raven landed on my head He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!” Then it plucked off my nose Dropped a wrench on my toes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6264 "2025-04-25T16:43:43Z")
A large raven landed on my head He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!” Then it plucked off my nose Dropped a wrench on my toes And cruelly laughed as I slowly bled * * * I boarded a big old jet airliner ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6265 "2025-04-25T17:29:01Z")
I boarded a big old jet airliner Headed east to North Caroliner ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6266 "2025-04-25T19:02:53Z")
I boarded a big old jet airliner Headed east to North Caroliner. Until a Texan from Austin _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6267 "2025-04-25T19:14:04Z")
I boarded a big old jet airliner Headed east to North Caroliner. Until a Texan from Austin Casually tossed in ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6268 "2025-04-25T20:39:09Z")
I boarded a big old jet airliner Headed east to North Caroliner. Until a Texan from Austin Casually tossed in an offer for lunch in a diner —————————— Marry me, Ethel, I love you ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6269 "2025-04-25T21:32:50Z")
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