# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 314
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6270 "2025-04-25T21:47:15Z")
Marry me, Ethel, I love you When I am with you I don’t feel blue I’m in suck transports ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6271 "2025-04-25T23:25:03Z")
SUCH! I’m in such transports. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6272 "2025-04-26T00:02:31Z")
Marry me, Ethel, I love you When I am with you I don’t feel blue I’m in such transports. We make great cohorts ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6273 "2025-04-26T12:42:35Z")
Marry me, Ethel, I love you When I am with you I don’t feel blue I’m in such transports. We make great cohorts Just me and you and a bear named Pooh * * * One night my stuffed animals had a bash ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6274 "2025-04-26T12:50:26Z")
One night my stuffed animals had a bash Teddy the bear was smoking hash ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6275 "2025-04-26T19:56:52Z")
One night my stuffed animals had a bash Teddy the bear was smoking hash. The velveteen rabbit _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6276 "2025-04-26T20:16:51Z")
One night my stuffed animals had a bash Teddy the bear was smoking hash. The velveteen rabbit A slave to his habit ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6277 "2025-04-26T23:09:32Z")
One night my stuffed animals had a bash Teddy the bear was smoking hash. The velveteen rabbit A slave to his habit Ended the night with a crash John likes to listen to bro podcasts ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6278 "2025-04-27T00:02:04Z")
John likes to listen to bro podcasts He’s just one of many angry outcasts ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6279 "2025-04-28T01:31:49Z")
John likes to listen to bro podcasts He’s just one of many angry outcasts He’s a major incel ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6280 "2025-04-28T01:40:16Z")
John likes to listen to bro podcasts He’s just one of many angry outcasts He’s a major incel In case you can’t tell ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6281 "2025-04-28T02:21:09Z")
John likes to listen to bro podcasts He’s just one of many angry outcasts He’s a major incel In case you can’t tell His sweet disposition now long passed ——————————— My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6282 "2025-04-28T03:49:47Z")
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6283 "2025-04-28T11:09:35Z")
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair She replied, with a shrug ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6284 "2025-04-28T11:34:54Z")
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair She replied, with a shrug and with one intense tug ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6285 "2025-04-28T14:12:47Z")
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair She replied, with a shrug And with one intense tug Ripped it all off with dramatic flair * * * My little sister once dated Bigfoot ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6286 "2025-04-28T16:02:21Z")
My little sister once dated Bigfoot By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6287 "2025-04-28T20:34:50Z")
My little sister once dated Bigfoot By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput Bigfoot loved to hold her ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6288 "2025-04-28T20:46:38Z")
My little sister once dated Bigfoot By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput Bigfoot loved to hold her Then throw her over his shoulder ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6289 "2025-04-28T21:53:38Z")
My little sister once dated Bigfoot By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput Bigfoot loved to hold her Then throw her over his shoulder “Buggy,” she’d cry, “you’re such a nut!” ————-—— Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=313) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=315)