# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 315
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6290 "2025-04-28T22:13:39Z")
Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose His mother sighed, “That’s how it goes!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6291 "2025-04-28T22:15:27Z")
[Foot, put, and nut all rhyme?] * * * Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose His mother sighed, “That’s how it goes!” When the plant started growing ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6292 "2025-04-28T22:54:05Z")
[Let him who is without sin…] Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose His mother sighed, “That’s how it goes!” When the plant started growing and his nose needed blowing ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6293 "2025-04-30T02:00:02Z")
Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose His mother sighed, “That’s how it goes!” When the plant started growing and his nose needed blowing That was the beginning of his woes. Frank’s mind was blown by what he saw ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6294 "2025-04-30T02:24:45Z")
Frank’s mind was blown by what he saw Conway Twitty crooning on Hee Haw ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6295 "2025-04-30T23:55:56Z")
Frank’s mind was blown by what he saw Conway Twitty crooning on Hee Haw “Hello Darlin’” was his jam ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6296 "2025-05-01T00:25:33Z")
Frank’s mind was blown by what he saw Conway Twitty crooning on Hee Haw “Hello Darlin’” was his jam And the “Darlin’” was his lamb ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6297 "2025-05-01T01:27:54Z")
Frank’s mind was blown by what he saw Conway Twitty crooning on Hee Haw “Hello Darlin’” was his jam And the “Darlin’” was his lamb To say more would be breaking the law ——————————- The end is near, you know it’s true ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6298 "2025-05-01T02:01:22Z")
The end is near, you know it’s true The human race is kaput, we’re through ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6299 "2025-05-01T03:09:43Z")
The end is near, you know it’s true The human race is kaput, we’re through All hope is lost ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6300 "2025-05-01T04:20:14Z")
The end is near, you know it’s true The human race is kaput, we’re through All hope is lost. Cannibal holocaust ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6301 "2025-05-01T13:18:38Z")
The end is near, you know it’s true The human race is kaput, we’re through All hope is lost. Cannibal holocaust It’s been swell while it lasted. Adieu —————- My wife has a sister in Detroit ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6302 "2025-05-01T13:57:14Z")
My wife has a sister in Detroit Who with knives is really quite adroit ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6303 "2025-05-01T16:10:09Z")
My wife has a sister in Detroit, Who with knives is really quite adroit. She can fillet a halibut _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6304 "2025-05-01T18:18:39Z")
My wife has a sister in Detroit, Who with knives is really quite adroit. She can fillet a halibut And remove your left nut ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6305 "2025-05-01T19:04:00Z")
My wife has a sister in Detroit, Who with knives is really quite adroit. She can fillet a halibut And remove your left nut. But that’s not her greatest exploit. Giraffes don’t do necking for fun ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6306 "2025-05-01T21:06:48Z")
Giraffes don’t do necking for fun It’s a battle to maim, kill or stun ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6307 "2025-05-01T21:30:02Z")
Giraffes don’t do necking for fun It’s a battle to maim, kill or stun But at noon it’s time for tea ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6308 "2025-05-02T14:04:02Z")
Giraffes don’t do necking for fun It’s a battle to maim, kill, or stun But at noon it’s time for tea And to treat their injuries _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6309 "2025-05-02T15:33:30Z")
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