# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 316
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6310 "2025-05-02T16:10:16Z")
The elephant has quite a trunk Seeing as it is rather full of junk ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6311 "2025-05-02T20:19:31Z")
The elephant has quite a trunk, Seeing as it is rather full of junk. But he can’t find the jack ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6312 "2025-05-03T04:09:13Z")
The elephant has quite a trunk, Seeing as it is rather full of junk. But he can’t find the jack, Throwing him out of whack, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6313 "2025-05-03T10:27:19Z")
The elephant has quite a trunk, Seeing as it is rather full of junk. But he can’t find the jack, Throwing him out of whack, And leaving him in quite a funk * * * My brother is off the wagon again ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6314 "2025-05-03T10:50:08Z")
My brother is off the wagon again But he doesn’t think drink is a sin ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6315 "2025-05-03T11:30:51Z")
My brother is off the wagon again But he doesn’t think drink is a sin Because chugging a beer Why am I just now discovering this thread? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6316 "2025-05-03T11:51:28Z")
My brother is off the wagon again But he doesn’t think drink is a sin Because chugging a beer fills him with good cheer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6317 "2025-05-03T15:27:00Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > Why am I just now discovering this thread? Welcome to the insanity. * * * My brother is off the wagon again But he doesn’t think drink is a sin Because chugging a beer Fills him with good cheer Until the return of the deep pain * * * A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6318 "2025-05-03T15:41:18Z")
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread; Of which, the scan, she surely misread! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6319 "2025-05-03T16:17:22Z")
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread; Of which, the scan, she surely misread! The rhymes are subpar ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6320 "2025-05-03T16:40:25Z")
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread; Of which, the scan, she surely misread! The rhymes are subpar The door is ajar ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6321 "2025-05-03T17:30:26Z")
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread; Of which, the scan, she surely misread! The rhymes are subpar The door is ajar Take two Nyquil and get me to bed. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6322 "2025-05-03T17:31:45Z")
Reporters, they called him “D.B.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6323 "2025-05-03T18:08:32Z")
Reporters, they called him “D.B.” Jumped from a plane into a tree. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6324 "2025-05-03T18:31:14Z")
Reporters, they called him “D.B.” Jumped from a plane into a tree. 10 bucks sez he’s dead ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6325 "2025-05-03T19:58:38Z")
Reporters, they called him “D.B.” Jumped from a plane into a tree. 10 bucks sez he’s dead 20 to the fishes he was fed ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6326 "2025-05-03T23:08:38Z")
Reporters, they called him “D.B.” Jumped from a plane into a tree. 10 bucks sez he’s dead 20 to the fishes he was fed the Columbia washed him out to sea These days Jack lives a life of leisure ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6327 "2025-05-03T23:37:03Z")
These days Jack lives a life of leisure his remaining days too few to measure ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6328 "2025-05-03T23:44:32Z")
These days Jack lives a life of leisure His remaining days too few to measure Croquet and golf no longer enthrall ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6329 "2025-05-04T02:00:15Z")
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