# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 317
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6330 "2025-05-04T03:47:57Z")
These days Jack lives a life of leisure His remaining days too few to measure Croquet and golf no longer enthral So to a brothel he’ll call So nice when the family’s together. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6331 "2025-05-04T03:51:20Z")
Uphill Sisyphus must push that rock ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6332 "2025-05-04T04:42:54Z")
Uphill Sisyphus must push that rock And it rolls back down to no one’s shock ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6333 "2025-05-04T05:27:23Z")
Uphill Sisyphus must push that rock And it rolls back down to no one’s shock Rolls it uphill again ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6334 "2025-05-04T10:00:49Z")
Uphill Sisyphus must push that rock And it rolls back down to no one’s shock Rolls it uphill again Some days hell, some days zen– Just as Greek as a crane or a clock! ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6335 "2025-05-04T10:02:01Z")
Yesterday or tomorrow no jam ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6336 "2025-05-04T13:40:58Z")
Yesterday or tomorrow no jam Nor a single can to be seen of Spam ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6337 "2025-05-04T16:24:18Z")
Yesterday or tomorrow no jam Nor a single can to be seen of Spam Because of the tariffs ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6338 "2025-05-04T16:50:46Z")
Yesterday or tomorrow no jam Nor a single can to be seen of Spam Because of the tariffs But of course they blamed Harris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6339 "2025-05-04T22:40:33Z")
Yesterday or tomorrow no jam Nor a single can to be seen of Spam Because of the tariffs But of course they blamed Harris Does that mean I’m upset? Yes I am! My neighbour has twenty six cats ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6340 "2025-05-04T22:59:25Z")
My neighbour has twenty six cats And for each he’s adorned twenty six hats ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6341 "2025-05-04T23:11:07Z")
My neighbour has twenty six cats And for each he’s adorned twenty six hat And 26 pairs of boots ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6342 "2025-05-04T23:14:18Z")
My neighbour has twenty six cats And for each he’s adorned twenty six hat And 26 pairs of boots They’re just little beauts ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6343 "2025-05-04T23:32:12Z")
My neighbour has twenty six cats And for each he’s adorned twenty six hat And 26 pairs of boots They’re just little beauts Except they never chase the rats * * * My dog Napoleon is not quite sane ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6344 "2025-05-05T01:08:06Z")
My dog Napoleon is not quite sane His plan is to invade North Spain ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6345 "2025-05-05T03:37:27Z")
My dog Napoleon is not quite sane. His plan is to invade North Spain. He’ll ride a Dalmatian ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6346 "2025-05-05T08:14:53Z")
My dog Napoleon is not quite sane. His plan is to invade North Spain. He’ll ride a Dalmatian And command an Alsatian ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6347 "2025-05-05T13:04:42Z")
My dog Napoleon is not quite sane. His plan is to invade North Spain. He’ll ride a Dalmatian And command an Alsatian And over the Petsmart he shall reign * * * No beer and no TV make Homer go something ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6348 "2025-05-05T17:54:56Z")
No beer and no TV make Homer go something We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6349 "2025-05-05T20:21:41Z")
No beer and no TV make Homer go something We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing His Limericks don’t scan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=316) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=318)