# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6350 "2025-05-06T01:20:26Z")
No beer and no TV make Homer go something We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing His Limericks don’t scan He can’t devise a plan ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6351 "2025-05-06T02:36:04Z")
No beer and no TV make Homer go something We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing His Limericks don’t scan He can’t devise a plan Until Moe makes that Duff beer and rum thing. You won’t guess who asked me to dinner ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6352 "2025-05-06T02:53:22Z")
You won’t guess who asked me to dinner My host is a Golden Globe winner ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6353 "2025-05-06T03:26:10Z")
You won’t guess who asked me to dinner My host is a Golden Globe winner A director sublime ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6354 "2025-05-06T07:54:06Z")
You won’t guess who asked me to dinner My host is a Golden Globe winner A director sublime (Won with Saving Private Ryan) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6355 "2025-05-06T08:48:46Z")
No beer and no TV make Homer go something We’re pretty sure he will do a dumb thing His Limericks don’t scan He can’t devise a plan To properly edit the last line-- ba-da-ding. Oops-- sorry. Sometimes my computer hits the snooze button, or something. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6356 "2025-05-06T09:06:24Z")
You won’t guess who asked me to dinner My host is a Golden Globe winner A director sublime (Won with Saving Private Ryan) And oh! what he did with a finner! (yes, that is a real, albeit obscure, word for an animal with a dorsal fin) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6357 "2025-05-06T09:11:07Z")
I eat peanut butter each day, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6358 "2025-05-06T10:07:37Z")
I eat peanut butter each day, But in an unusual way ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6359 "2025-05-06T13:01:26Z")
I eat peanut butter each day, But in an unusual way I eat it with peas ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6360 "2025-05-06T13:28:14Z")
I eat peanut butter each day, But in an unusual way I eat it with peas And some limburger cheese ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6361 "2025-05-06T16:34:32Z")
I eat peanut butter each day, But in an unusual way I eat it with peas And some limburger cheese While patiently waiting for payday. My sidewalk’s developed a crack ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6362 "2025-05-06T18:31:41Z")
My sidewalk’s developed a crack Unrelated to my mothers back ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6363 "2025-05-06T20:08:35Z")
My sidewalk’s developed a crack Unrelated to my mothers back But out of it crawl ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6364 "2025-05-06T20:26:07Z")
My sidewalk’s developed a crack Unrelated to my mothers back But out of it crawl, This midge hypethral, ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6365 "2025-05-08T00:33:49Z")
My sidewalk’s developed a crack Unrelated to my mothers back But out of it crawl, This midge hypethral, Horrors that make my bladder go slack Tim has never used a computer ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6366 "2025-05-08T01:09:20Z")
Tim has never used a computer To find online tits, ass and cooter ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6367 "2025-05-08T02:03:21Z")
Tim has never used a computer To find online tits, ass and cooter But on the day he began ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6368 "2025-05-08T05:21:31Z")
Tim has never used a computer To find online tits, ass and cooter But on the day he began A deep-searching plan ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6369 "2025-05-08T10:13:25Z")
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