# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6370 "2025-05-08T10:14:40Z")
An apple, a pear and a peach ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6371 "2025-05-08T10:29:31Z")
An apple, a pear and a peach Walked into a bar at the beach ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6372 "2025-05-08T11:12:09Z")
An apple, a pear and a peach Walked into a bar at the beach The apple asked for a cider ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6373 "2025-05-08T21:44:14Z")
An apple, a pear and a peach Walked into a bar at the beach The apple asked for a cider But the barkeep denied her ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6374 "2025-05-09T05:44:29Z")
An apple, a pear and a peach Walked into a bar at the beach The apple asked for a cider But the barkeep denied her “I won’t serve a blood-sucking leech” Kevin loves to watch anime ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6375 "2025-05-09T12:42:11Z")
Kevin loves to watch anime Especially that involving child’s play ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6376 "2025-05-10T01:54:45Z")
Kevin loves to watch anime Especially that involving child’s play Magic and demons thrill ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6377 "2025-05-10T05:01:04Z")
Kevin loves to watch anime Especially that involving child’s play Magic and demons thrill while monstorous Krill ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6378 "2025-05-10T13:39:39Z")
Kevin loves to watch anime Especially that involving child’s play Magic and demons thrill while monstorous Krill If summoned, can drive them away! There was a board known as Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6379 "2025-05-10T15:07:11Z")
There was a board known as Straight Dope Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6380 "2025-05-10T20:28:47Z")
There was a board known as Straight Dope Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope And trolling was the norm ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6381 "2025-05-10T20:38:25Z")
There was a board known as Straight Dope Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope And trolling was the norm though considered bad form ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6382 "2025-05-10T22:17:55Z")
There was a board known as Straight Dope Where an opinion expressed was a slip’ry slope And trolling was the norm. though considered bad form. they’ll hang themselves given enough rope. There’s now a new pope in Rome. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6383 "2025-05-10T22:34:57Z")
There’s now a new pope in Rome He who interprets the Holy Tome ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6384 "2025-05-11T00:37:42Z")
There’s now a new pope in Rome He who interprets the Holy Tome He is the first Yank ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6385 "2025-05-11T01:30:44Z")
There’s now a new pope in Rome He who interprets the Holy Tome He is the first Yank and to be perfectly frank ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6386 "2025-05-11T02:02:29Z")
There’s now a new pope in Rome He who interprets the Holy Tome He is the first Yank and to be perfectly frank He’s a White Sox fan quite far from home My man who’s named Drew McIntyre ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6387 "2025-05-11T02:11:27Z")
My man who’s named Drew McIntyre In the ring dons some unusual attire ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6388 "2025-05-11T02:51:38Z")
My man who’s named Drew McIntyre In the ring dons some unusual attire Wearing little plaid shorts ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6389 "2025-05-11T02:57:26Z")
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