# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/622 "2015-03-13T01:51:35Z")
My Dad had doll made of rubber I knew the old man loved no udder When he blew up her hole He had only one goal ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/623 "2015-03-13T02:09:23Z")
My Dad had doll made of rubber I knew the old man loved no udder When he blew up her hole He had only one goal To get scented soap and to scrub her. +++++ When Alice read that book _Shades of Grey_ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/624 "2015-03-13T03:37:24Z")
When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’, She bought up some rubber on EBay. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/625 "2015-03-13T04:48:12Z")
When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’, She bought up some rubber on EBay. But it turned out to be vinyl ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/626 "2015-03-13T05:18:31Z")
When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’, She bought up some rubber on EBay. But it turned out to be vinyl Instead of vaginal ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/627 "2015-03-13T09:56:31Z")
When Alice read that book ‘Shades of Grey’, She bought up some rubber on EBay. But it turned out to be vinyl Instead of vaginal So hey, her sex play went astray A girl who was known as Wide Load ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/628 "2015-03-13T11:47:26Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > My Dad had doll made of rubber > I knew the old man loved no udder > When he blew up her hole > He had only one goal > To get scented soap and to scrub her. \ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/629 "2015-03-13T14:38:36Z")
A girl who was known as Wide Load Got lost while on a side road ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/630 "2015-03-13T14:40:58Z")
A girl who was known as Wide Load Got lost while on a side road. The pilot truck went astray, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/631 "2015-03-13T21:38:00Z")
A girl who was known as Wide Load Got lost while on a side road. The pilot truck went astray, And she rolled away. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/632 "2015-03-13T21:56:16Z")
A girl who was known as Wide Load Got lost while on a side road The pilot truck went astray And she rolled away And both her hair and her hide showed At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/633 "2015-03-13T22:09:59Z")
At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty, With both feet all wrinkled and crusty. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/634 "2015-03-13T22:22:51Z")
At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty, With both feet all wrinkled and crusty, Dropped trou in aisle two ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/635 "2015-03-13T23:51:07Z")
At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty, With both feet all wrinkled and crusty. Dropped trou in aisle two, Then stood in the queue ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/636 "2015-03-14T01:44:42Z")
At Wal Mart a woman named Dusty, With both feet all wrinkled and crusty. Dropped trou in aisle two, Then stood in the queue And shouted “Hurry, this thing’s gettin’ rusty!” A dude who was smoking a pipe ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/637 "2015-03-14T02:09:19Z")
A dude who was smoking a pipe Asked a girl if she was the type ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/638 "2015-03-14T11:59:06Z")
A dude who was smoking a pipe Asked a girl if she was the type Who would suck on a stem ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/639 "2015-03-14T13:53:34Z")
A dude who was smoking a pipe Asked a girl if she was the type Who would suck on a stem But she hawed and she hemmed ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/640 "2015-03-14T16:38:13Z")
A dude who was smoking a pipe Asked a girl if she was the type Who would suck on a stem But she hawed and she hemmed Then she said, “Man, that corncob is ripe!” While walking alongside a ditch ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/641 "2015-03-14T17:48:35Z")
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