# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 320
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6390 "2025-05-11T11:07:46Z")
My man who’s named Drew McIntyre In the ring dons some unusual attire Wearing little plaid shorts He grumbles and snorts Then sets himself ablaze on his pyre * * * They say pro wrestling is totally fake ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6391 "2025-05-11T14:03:18Z")
They say pro wrestling is totally fake, But I think that’s a mistake ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6392 "2025-05-11T15:00:01Z")
They say pro wrestling is totally fake, But I think that’s a mistake It’s real to me ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6393 "2025-05-11T23:19:21Z")
They say pro wrestling is totally fake, But I think that’s a mistake It’s real to me I mark out, Whee! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6394 "2025-05-12T04:39:16Z")
They say pro wrestling is totally fake, But I think that’s a mistake It’s real to me I mark out, Whee! When Austin threw the belt in a lake. The thing that I’ve learned, about cats ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6395 "2025-05-12T06:40:29Z")
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats Is they really hate wearing hats ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6396 "2025-05-12T09:10:43Z")
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats Is they really hate wearing hats See this scar on my hand? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6397 "2025-05-12T13:05:58Z")
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats Is they really hate wearing hats See this scar on my hand? Said notion Puss couldn’t stand ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6398 "2025-05-12T18:10:00Z")
The thing that I’ve learned, about cats Is they really hate wearing hats See this scar on my hand? Said notion Puss couldn’t stand… And they won’t even think about [spats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spats_(footwear))! A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6399 "2025-05-12T18:47:57Z")
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be, 'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6400 "2025-05-12T19:15:50Z")
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be, 'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea And I’m not fond of drool ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6401 "2025-05-12T21:01:59Z")
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be, 'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea And I’m not fond of drool Or pee in the pool ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6402 "2025-05-12T23:29:10Z")
A dog owner I ne’er thought I’d be, 'Cause I can’t stand the thought of one flea And I’m not fond of drool Or pee in the pool But Fluffy makes me very happy! Wonder Woman is the best hero ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6403 "2025-05-12T23:57:18Z")
Wonder Woman is the best hero Her bustier is a size zero ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6404 "2025-05-13T00:26:40Z")
Wonder Woman is the best hero Her bustier is a size zero With her whip she compels truth ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6405 "2025-05-13T01:23:47Z")
Wonder Woman is the best hero Her bustier is a size zero With her whip she compels truth She now knows I’m uncouth ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6406 "2025-05-13T10:29:07Z")
Wonder Woman is the best hero Her bustier is a size zero With her whip she compels truth She now knows I’m uncouth And dumped me for that rabbi Shapiro. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6407 "2025-05-13T10:29:51Z")
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6408 "2025-05-13T14:02:43Z")
[Very bad form @RivkahChaya, editing when I just came up with line #2 to rhyme with your original final word!] Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide ~~But, based on my prima facie~~ So I let my nether regions be my guide ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6409 "2025-05-13T16:58:22Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Very bad form @RivkahChaya, editing when I just came up with line #2 to rhyme with your original final word!] I am falsely accused! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=319) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=321)