# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6410 "2025-05-13T23:42:41Z")
[Found not innocent by reason of insanity of my part. Carry on, gang.] ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6411 "2025-05-13T23:44:52Z")
Is this a pile-on? I’ve never been in a pile-on. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6412 "2025-05-14T01:17:06Z")
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide So I let my nether regions be my guide I used my vibrator ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6413 "2025-05-14T23:51:23Z")
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide So I let my nether regions be my guide I used my vibrator (Textured like a gator!) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6414 "2025-05-15T17:29:22Z")
Cagney, or Lacey, I just can’t decide So I let my nether regions be my guide I used my vibrator (Textured like a gator!) and the final result was: they tied! * * * There was an old lady from Fiji ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6415 "2025-05-15T17:52:45Z")
There was an old lady from Fiji Who washed her back with a squeegee ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6416 "2025-05-15T20:21:05Z")
There was an old lady from Fiji Who washed her back with a squeegee But those itchy pimples ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6417 "2025-05-15T21:20:33Z")
There was an old lady from Fiji Who washed her back with a squeegee But those itchy pimples Combined with her dimples ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6418 "2025-05-16T01:05:52Z")
There was an old lady from Fiji Who washed her back with a squeegee But those itchy pimples Combined with her dimples Who’d believe she once dated a Bee Gee * * * I woke up with my tongue in a knot ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6419 "2025-05-16T01:34:41Z")
I woke up with my tongue in a knot It hurt not a little but a lot ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6420 "2025-05-16T02:12:12Z")
I woke up with my tongue in a knot It hurt not a little but a lot But my girlfriend sure was piqued ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6421 "2025-05-16T05:01:34Z")
I woke up with my tongue in a knot It hurt not a little but a lot But my girlfriend sure was piqued Said it ruined my mystique ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6422 "2025-05-16T06:32:22Z")
I woke up with my tongue in a knot It hurt not a little but a lot But my girlfriend sure was piqued Said it ruined my mystique She’d have to find another to fill the slot. George had a simple goal in mind ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6423 "2025-05-16T10:02:30Z")
George had a simple goal in mind For the girl for which he ardently pined ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6424 "2025-05-16T10:29:58Z")
George had a simple goal in mind For the girl for which he ardently pined, Whose faith, unlike his, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6425 "2025-05-16T12:40:55Z")
George had a simple goal in mind For the girl for which he ardently pined, Whose faith, unlike his Baptized in Cheese Whiz ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6426 "2025-05-16T15:44:11Z")
George had a simple goal in mind For the girl for which he ardently pined, Whose faith, unlike his Baptized in Cheese Whiz Was incompatible with a kosher rind * * * Harry’s living wife and his dead wife ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6427 "2025-05-16T16:20:40Z")
Harry’s living wife and his dead wife Were both daughters of the same fishwife ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6428 "2025-05-17T01:39:32Z")
Harry’s living wife and his dead wife Were both daughters of the same fishwife And to make matters worse ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6429 "2025-05-17T02:02:35Z")
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