# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 323
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6450 "2025-05-21T00:14:34Z")
I eat Grape Nuts with syrup and sprinkles And discard any grape that has wrinkles But there’s nary a Grape to be seen! Not a purple. Not a red. Not a green. But my pee smells sweet when I tinkle! Diabetes isn’t much fun. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6451 "2025-05-21T00:20:05Z")
Diabetes isn’t much fun And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6452 "2025-05-21T01:19:14Z")
[sorry for the brainfart-I have a RL excuse, will leave it at that] * * * Diabetes isn’t much fun And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun Because of all the Hail Mary’s ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6453 "2025-05-21T03:49:29Z")
The Diabetes isn’t much fun And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun Because of all the Hail Mary’s The worst is acai berries ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6454 "2025-05-21T19:22:43Z")
The Diabetes isn’t much fun And it’s worse when your ‘doctor’ is a nun Because of all the Hail Mary’s The worst is acai berries But at least the cure’s not a gun My mother can be quite formidable ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6455 "2025-05-21T21:00:14Z")
My mother can be quite formidable When making Ebay sales more biddable ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6456 "2025-05-21T22:27:11Z")
My mother can be quite formidable When making Ebay sales more biddable It’s her panties she’s selling ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6457 "2025-05-21T22:31:18Z")
My mother can be quite formidable When making Ebay sales more biddable It’s her panties she’s selling For licking and smelling ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6458 "2025-05-22T00:39:55Z")
My mother can be quite formidable When making Ebay sales more biddable It’s her panties she’s selling For licking and smelling With the patented “Eve’s Knickers” label * * * My basset hound Max likes to watch porn ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6459 "2025-05-22T00:48:28Z")
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn It’s the pastime for which he was born ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6460 "2025-05-22T01:01:24Z")
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn It’s the pastime for which he was born While licking his balls ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6461 "2025-05-22T01:54:46Z")
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn It’s the pastime for which he was born While licking his balls as the action enthralls ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6462 "2025-05-22T02:11:51Z")
My basset hound Max likes to watch porn It’s the pastime for which he was born While licking his balls as the action enthralls Should I stop him, or join him? I’m torn. Breakfast burritos are great ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6463 "2025-05-22T03:16:54Z")
Breakfast burritos are great I can’t count the number I ate ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6464 "2025-05-22T03:34:58Z")
Breakfast burritos are great I can’t count the number I ate Some salsa I’ll add ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6465 "2025-05-22T08:36:28Z")
Breakfast burritos are great I can’t count the number I ate Some salsa I’ll add And some cheese just a tad ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6466 "2025-05-22T10:30:00Z")
Breakfast burritos are great I can’t count the number I ate Some salsa I’ll add And some cheese just a tad Quickly I’ll empty my plate * * * I’m the saddest man in the whole world ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6467 "2025-05-22T12:58:10Z")
I’m the saddest man in the whole world 'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6468 "2025-05-22T13:32:19Z")
I’m the saddest man in the whole world 'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled And we’re out of salt ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6469 "2025-05-22T14:37:02Z")
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