# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 324
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6470 "2025-05-22T15:14:43Z")
I’m the saddest man in the whole world 'Cuz my dinner of peas is all whirled And we’re out of salt The chili tastes like asphalt At least my macaroni is curled ————————————- My blind date was nine inches tall ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6471 "2025-05-22T16:28:01Z")
My blind date was nine inches tall. Though her wonderful voice did enthrall ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6472 "2025-05-22T16:40:09Z")
My blind date was nine inches tall. Though her wonderful voice did enthrall And she was quite a wit ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6473 "2025-05-22T16:42:41Z")
My blind date was nine inches tall. Though her wonderful voice did enthrall And she was quite a wit But our parts didn’t quite fit ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6474 "2025-05-22T16:49:22Z")
My blind date was nine inches tall. Though her wonderful voice did enthrall And she was quite a wit But our parts didn’t quite fit So much for dating a Barbie Doll * * * Buzz Lightyear is lost in space ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6475 "2025-05-22T16:57:56Z")
Buzz Lightyear is lost in space Having borked his computer interface ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6476 "2025-05-22T17:00:39Z")
Buzz Lightyear is lost in space Having borked his computer interface His one chance to get home ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6477 "2025-05-22T18:05:06Z")
Buzz Lightyear is lost in space Having borked his computer interface His one chance to get home Is to read a large tome ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6478 "2025-05-22T18:23:16Z")
Buzz Lightyear is lost in space Having borked his computer interface His one chance to get home Is to read a large tome or Google the answer post haste ———————— Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6479 "2025-05-22T21:16:12Z")
Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo And he’s currently touring Bordeaux ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6480 "2025-05-22T22:35:11Z")
Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo And he’s currently touring Bordeaux. He’s plinking and drinking ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6481 "2025-05-23T01:26:59Z")
Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo And he’s currently touring Bordeaux. He’s plinking and drinking and doing some thinking ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6482 "2025-05-23T10:52:13Z")
Ringo Starr is a virtuoso on banjo And he’s currently touring Bordeaux. He’s plinking and drinking and doing some thinking Of finally going solo! * * * I loved the show about Xena the warrior ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6483 "2025-05-23T15:16:12Z")
I loved the show about Xena the warrior Princess, but wished it was gorier ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6484 "2025-05-24T01:53:30Z")
I loved the show about Xena the warrior Princess, but wished it was gorier Swords shoulds cause bloodshed ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6485 "2025-05-24T02:53:40Z")
I loved the show about Xena the warrior Princess, but wished it was gorier Swords should cause bloodshed And cause it to run red ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6486 "2025-05-24T12:57:02Z")
I loved the show about Xena the warrior Princess, but wished it was gorier Swords should cause bloodshed And cause it to run red But instead the plots just got hoarier * * * I once went on a Mission Impossible ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6487 "2025-05-24T13:53:05Z")
I once went on a Mission Impossible, Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6488 "2025-05-24T15:50:17Z")
I once went on a Mission Impossible, Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable. I fell ass over tit ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6489 "2025-05-24T15:52:24Z")
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