# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 325
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6490 "2025-05-24T17:47:27Z")
I once went on a Mission Impossible, Involved crossing a gorge uncrossable. I fell ass over tit But the view it was lit Though my remains were just uncognoscible. The thistles that grow in my yard ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6491 "2025-05-24T17:49:21Z")
The thistles that grow in my yard have left my calves bloody and scarred ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6492 "2025-05-24T22:23:03Z")
The thistles that grow in my yard have left my calves bloody and scarred. I tried a weed killer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6493 "2025-05-24T22:34:05Z")
The thistles that grow in my yard have left my calves bloody and scarred. I tried a weed killer And a ground tiller ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6494 "2025-05-25T01:26:36Z")
The thistles that grow in my yard have left my calves bloody and scarred. I tried a weed killer And a ground tiller ‘Cos nuking from orbit’s too hard. Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6495 "2025-05-25T01:51:25Z")
Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose Patties of beef or ground cashews ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6496 "2025-05-25T01:52:51Z")
Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose Patties of beef or ground cashews Drowned in cheddar cheese ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6497 "2025-05-25T04:30:07Z")
Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose Patties of beef or ground cashews Drowned in cheddar cheese Hold the chickpeas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6498 "2025-05-25T13:04:33Z")
Let’s see - which sort of burger to choose Patties of beef or ground cashews Drowned in cheddar cheese Hold the chickpeas I’m seldom invited to good barbecues —————— There’s a large wart on the end of my nose ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6499 "2025-05-25T14:56:51Z")
There’s a large wart on the end of my nose Adorned with tons of veins varicose ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6500 "2025-05-25T15:15:37Z")
There’s a large wart on the end of my nose Adorned with tons of veins varicose There’s one on each knee ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6501 "2025-05-25T15:48:37Z")
There’s a large wart on the end of my nose Adorned with tons of veins varicose There’s one on each knee On my left elbow, three ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6502 "2025-05-25T17:33:28Z")
There’s a large wart on the end of my nose Adorned with tons of veins varicose There’s one on each knee On my left elbow, three And don’t even ask about my toes ——————————— For five bucks you can dance with my ferret ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6503 "2025-05-25T18:13:01Z")
For five bucks you can dance with my ferret And for ten you can perch with my parrot. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6504 "2025-05-25T18:43:10Z")
For five bucks you can dance with my ferret And for ten you can perch with my parrot. But show too much affection ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6505 "2025-05-25T18:51:29Z")
For five bucks you can dance with my ferret And for ten you can perch with my parrot. But show too much affection And you’ll face firm rejection ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6506 "2025-05-25T19:02:18Z")
For five bucks you can dance with my ferret And for ten you can perch with my parrot. But show too much affection And you’ll face firm rejection As they strangle you with a garrot * * * I have the most unusual pet ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6507 "2025-05-25T20:54:24Z")
I have the most unusual pet Which I keep in its own private jet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6508 "2025-05-25T23:28:58Z")
I have the most unusual pet Which I keep in its own private jet It has multiple legs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6509 "2025-05-25T23:34:14Z")
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