# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 326
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6510 "2025-05-26T00:39:59Z")
I have the most unusual pet Which I keep in its own private jet It has multiple legs And lays zillions of eggs But I can’t find a qualified vet. I think I need to go touch grass ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6511 "2025-05-26T00:42:47Z")
I think I need to go touch grass With the cheeks of my prodigious ass ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6512 "2025-05-26T00:57:51Z")
I think I need to go touch grass With the cheeks of my prodigious ass But gotta watch out for the ants ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6513 "2025-05-26T03:18:16Z")
I think I need to go touch grass With the cheeks of my prodigious ass But gotta watch out for the ants and neighbors looking askance ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6514 "2025-05-26T21:19:46Z")
I think I need to go touch grass With the cheeks of my prodigious ass But gotta watch out for the ants and neighbors looking askance As I frolic with my favorite lass, It’s Memorial Day once again _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6515 "2025-05-26T21:25:02Z")
It’s Memorial Day once again As I stand in the cross-strewn glen ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6516 "2025-05-27T00:07:09Z")
It’s Memorial Day once again As I stand in the cross-strewn glen With hand over heart ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6517 "2025-05-27T00:29:30Z")
It’s Memorial Day once again As I stand in the cross-strewn glen With hand over heart For those who took part ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6518 "2025-05-28T00:51:03Z")
It’s Memorial Day once again As I stand in the cross-strewn glen With hand over heart For those who took part We salute these women and men. I love a picnic and barbecue ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6519 "2025-05-28T01:39:44Z")
I love a picnic and barbecue After mowing my lawn of blue fescue ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6520 "2025-05-28T02:13:08Z")
I love a picnic and barbecue After mowing my lawn of blue fescue But my dog ate the wings ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6521 "2025-05-28T03:54:22Z")
I love a picnic and barbecue After mowing my lawn of blue fescue But my dog ate the wings among other things ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6522 "2025-05-28T22:46:02Z")
I love a picnic and barbecue After mowing my lawn of blue fescue But my dog ate the wings among other things Now the vet sez he’s too sick to rescue —————————————- There lives an old mouse in my attic ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6523 "2025-05-28T22:58:29Z")
There lives an old mouse in my attic He is an old-school fanatic ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6524 "2025-05-28T23:02:57Z")
There lives an old mouse in my attic He is an old-school fanatic He steals cheese from traps, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6525 "2025-05-28T23:14:30Z")
There lives an old mouse in my attic He is an old-school fanatic He steals cheese from traps, and then he takes naps ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6526 "2025-05-28T23:26:08Z")
There lives an old mouse in my attic He is an old-school fanatic He steals cheese from traps, and then he takes naps Then works the cat into spasms erratic. An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6527 "2025-05-28T23:34:55Z")
An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi each liked to tell a little white lie ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6528 "2025-05-28T23:43:21Z")
An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi Each liked to tell a little white lie: I: “I am made of styrofoam!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6529 "2025-05-28T23:47:40Z")
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