# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 327
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6530 "2025-05-29T00:50:53Z")
## An Imam, a priest, and a rabbi Each liked to tell a little white lie: I: “I am made of styrofoam!” P: “I don’t use a comb.” R: “Had a ham sandwich never have I.” My pretty pony likes to perform tricks ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6531 "2025-05-29T04:58:12Z")
My pretty pony likes to perform tricks While unfortunately covered in ticks ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6532 "2025-05-29T05:22:41Z")
My pretty pony likes to perform tricks While unfortunately covered in ticks She jumps through a hoop ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6533 "2025-05-29T09:41:58Z")
My pretty pony likes to perform tricks While unfortunately covered in ticks She jumps through a hoop She vaults from a stoop And winners of races she picks! I can’t think of an opening line… ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6534 "2025-05-29T10:37:35Z")
I can’t think of an opening line… I’ve just finished a bottle of wine ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6535 "2025-05-29T11:01:46Z")
I can’t think of an opening line… I’ve just finished a bottle of wine So the whole thing’s a blur ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6536 "2025-05-29T12:58:14Z")
I can’t think of an opening line… I’ve just finished a bottle of wine So the whole thing’s a blur Ideas simply do not occur ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6537 "2025-05-29T13:03:47Z")
I can’t think of an opening line… I’ve just finished a bottle of wine So the whole thing’s a blur Ideas simply do not occur Now I’m falling asleep (and that’s fine) * * * Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6538 "2025-05-29T15:21:58Z")
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle Bought a clock with a grin in the middle ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6539 "2025-05-29T15:43:37Z")
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle Bought a clock with a grin in the middle And a face on the back ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6540 "2025-05-29T19:22:18Z")
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle Bought a clock with a grin in the middle And a face on the back And an unfortunate crack ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6541 "2025-05-29T20:20:02Z")
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle Bought a clock with a grin in the middle And a face on the back And an unfortunate crack plus two hands, one long and one little ————————— My father-in-law’s rather goofy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6542 "2025-05-29T20:35:54Z")
My father-in-law’s rather goofy He tried to make ‘Camembert sushi’ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6543 "2025-05-29T21:28:04Z")
My father-in-law’s rather goofy He tried to make ‘Camembert sushi’ But the fish loudly protested ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6544 "2025-05-29T23:32:27Z")
My father-in-law’s rather goofy He tried to make ‘Camembert sushi’ But the fish loudly protested His taste is being contested ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6545 "2025-05-30T04:06:31Z")
My father-in-law’s rather goofy He tried to make ‘Camembert sushi’ But the fish loudly protested His taste is being contested And the texture was really quite mooshy. I’ve just been sentenced to death ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6546 "2025-05-30T04:35:06Z")
I’ve just been sentenced to death This fact has knocked out my breath ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6547 "2025-05-30T05:05:06Z")
I’ve just been sentenced to death This fact has knocked out my breath There’s a good side to it ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6548 "2025-05-30T10:43:57Z")
I’ve just been sentenced to death This fact has knocked out my breath There’s a good side to it but I doubt that they’ll do it ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6549 "2025-05-30T22:28:55Z")
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