# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6550 "2025-05-30T22:40:25Z")
The great opiate of the masses Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6551 "2025-05-30T23:15:56Z")
The great opiate of the masses Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses served boiling hot ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6552 "2025-05-31T01:49:48Z")
The great opiate of the masses Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses served boiling hot It calms the thought ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6553 "2025-05-31T02:47:17Z")
The great opiate of the masses Is a bowl of rich blackstrap molasses served boiling hot It calms the thought And sticks to their teeth as it passes. There was a bowl of pasta in the sky ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6554 "2025-05-31T03:15:52Z")
There was a bowl of pasta in the sky I didn’t know noodles could fly ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6555 "2025-05-31T10:28:17Z")
There was a bowl of pasta in the sky I didn’t know noodles could fly It looked like linguini ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6556 "2025-05-31T10:45:05Z")
There was a bowl of pasta in the sky I didn’t know noodles could fly It looked like linguini Launched from a wooden beany ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6557 "2025-05-31T12:02:37Z")
There was a bowl of pasta in the sky I didn’t know noodles could fly It looked like linguini Launched from a wooden beany All hail the Flying Spaghetti Thai! * * * I’m having problems with my golf swing ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6558 "2025-05-31T16:33:34Z")
I’m having problems with my golf swing No matter the stance or the club I bring ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6559 "2025-05-31T18:10:35Z")
I’m having problems with my golf swing No matter the stance or the club I bring My last shot was a slice ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6560 "2025-05-31T19:37:37Z")
I’m having problems with my golf swing No matter the stance or the club I bring My last shot was a slice It cost me a high price ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6561 "2025-05-31T19:50:33Z")
I’m having problems with my golf swing No matter the stance or the club I bring My last shot was a slice, It cost me a high price, I’m being sued by some guy in Beijing! Odysseus had angered Poseidon ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6562 "2025-05-31T20:21:46Z")
Odysseus had angered Poseidon when he told him he voted for Biden ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6563 "2025-06-01T00:18:36Z")
Odysseus had angered Poseidon when he told him he voted for Biden. So with trident in hand _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6564 "2025-06-01T00:42:21Z")
Odysseus had angered Poseidon When he told him he voted for Biden So with trident in hand He stabbed him in the gland ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6565 "2025-06-01T01:55:36Z")
Odysseus had angered Poseidon When he told him he voted for Biden So with trident in hand He stabbed him in the gland Their animosity has continued to widen ———————————— I have a surprise in the trunk of my car ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6566 "2025-06-01T02:12:39Z")
I have a surprise in the trunk of my car It’s a brand new Fender guitar ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6567 "2025-06-01T04:07:59Z")
I have a surprise in the trunk of my car It’s a brand new Fender guitar That I stole from a guy ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6568 "2025-06-01T09:07:28Z")
I have a surprise in the trunk of my car It’s a brand new Fender guitar That I stole from a guy I met in junior high ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6569 "2025-06-01T11:34:25Z")
I have a surprise in the trunk of my car I’ll show you when we go to the bar [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=327) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=329)