# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 329
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6570 "2025-06-01T11:36:33Z")
I have a surprise in the trunk of my car It’s a brand new Fender guitar That I stole from a guy I met in junior high I’ll show you when we go to the bar I’ve recently painted my toes ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6571 "2025-06-01T11:47:38Z")
I’ve recently painted my toes And tied the big ones with bows. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6572 "2025-06-01T11:48:55Z")
My collection is complete ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6573 "2025-06-01T12:01:54Z")
I’ve recently painted my toes And tied the big ones with bows. My collection is complete According to my friend Pete ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6574 "2025-06-01T12:03:49Z")
I’ve recently painted my toes And tied the big ones with bows. My collection is complete According to my friend Pete And surely he’s one who knows. * * * 93 million miles from earth ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6575 "2025-06-01T13:03:55Z")
93 million miles from earth The sun blazes hot, full of mirth ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6576 "2025-06-01T13:08:12Z")
[copy over the previous lines John…] * * * 93 million miles from earth The sun blazes hot, full of mirth The moon makes evil plans ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6577 "2025-06-01T19:25:45Z")
93 million miles from earth The sun blazes hot, full of mirth The moon makes evil plans If we don’t meet its demands ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6578 "2025-06-01T19:35:13Z")
93 million miles from earth The sun blazes hot, full of mirth The moon makes evil plans If we don’t meet its demands It’ll darken the skies for all it’s worth! * * * There was a spectre in the dark ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6579 "2025-06-01T19:58:18Z")
There was a spectre in the dark Which held hostage the Holy Ark ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6580 "2025-06-01T22:18:34Z")
There was a spectre in the dark Which held hostage the Holy Ark Its demands were quite small ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6581 "2025-06-02T02:38:22Z")
There was a spectre in the dark Which held hostage the Holy Ark Its demands were quite small Just a rasp in the hall ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6582 "2025-06-02T09:37:45Z")
There was a spectre in the dark Which held hostage the Holy Ark Its demands were quite small Just a rasp in the hall Asking fot a walk in the park. My friend Sam is a hoot and a half ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6583 "2025-06-02T10:13:54Z")
My friend Sam is a hoot and a half Not very nice but good for a laugh ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6584 "2025-06-02T11:47:52Z")
My friend Sam is a hoot and a half Not very nice but good for a laugh The way he eats mice ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6585 "2025-06-02T12:22:33Z")
My friend Sam is a hoot and a half; She’s everyone’s fount for a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6586 "2025-06-02T12:24:54Z")
My friend Sam is a hoot and a half Not very nice but good for a laugh The way he eats mice Betrays an old vice ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6587 "2025-06-02T20:16:06Z")
My friend Sam is a hoot and a half Not very nice but good for a laugh The way he eats mice Betrays an old vice and I regret that we’ve kept him on staff —————————— Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6588 "2025-06-02T21:48:25Z")
Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6589 "2025-06-02T23:21:12Z")
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