# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/642 "2015-03-14T19:23:34Z")
While walking alongside a ditch The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!” His boxers somehow ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/643 "2015-03-14T19:59:07Z")
While walking alongside a ditch The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!” His boxers somehow Had attracted a cow ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/644 "2015-03-15T01:58:58Z")
While walking alongside a ditch The pastor yelled, “Son of a bitch!” His boxers somehow Had attracted a cow And for a bull lover this was a switch. +++++ Three sisters who lived in a tower ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/645 "2015-03-15T03:21:02Z")
Three sisters who lived in a tower, Took Quasimodo into their shower. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/646 "2015-03-15T03:33:49Z")
Three sisters who lived in a tower, Took Quasimodo into their shower. Now, he had hunch ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/647 "2015-03-15T13:01:40Z")
Three sisters who lived in a tower, Took Quasimodo into their shower. Now, he had hunch He could do them by lunch ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/648 "2015-03-15T14:30:43Z")
Three sisters who lived in a tower, Took Quasimodo into their shower. Now, he had a hunch He could do them by lunch And make their bells ring on the hour. A pretty young girl name of Alice ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/649 "2015-03-15T14:41:22Z")
A pretty young girl name of Alice Took a job as a maid in the palace ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/650 "2015-03-15T18:22:19Z")
A pretty young girl name of Alice Took a job as a maid in the palace But she found that she missed ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/651 "2015-03-15T20:03:46Z")
A pretty young girl name of Alice Took a job as a maid in the palace But she found that she missed All the boys that she’d kissed ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/652 "2015-03-15T20:06:44Z")
A pretty young girl name of Alice Took a job as a maid in the palace But she found that she missed All the boys that she’d kissed So she stuck her tongue into a chalice. Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/653 "2015-03-15T20:19:05Z")
Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?” The answer he got was a great shock. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/654 "2015-03-15T21:10:59Z")
Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?” The answer he got was a great shock. Yosemite Sam, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/655 "2015-03-15T21:33:50Z")
Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?” The answer he got was a great shock. Yosemite Sam Took a battering ram ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/656 "2015-03-15T21:35:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/657 "2015-03-15T21:39:21Z")
Bugs Bunny said “Hey, what’s up Doc?” The answer he got was a great shock. “Yosemite Sam Took a battering ram And shoved it right up me near Little Rock.” On a rocket they launched to the Moon ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/658 "2015-03-15T22:38:20Z")
On a rocket they launched to the Moon, Was an orang-utan and a baboon. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/659 "2015-03-16T01:47:03Z")
On a rocket they launched to the Moon, Was an orang-utan and a baboon. The baboon was a virgin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/660 "2015-03-16T02:30:40Z")
On a rocket they launched to the Moon, Was an orang-utan and a baboon. The baboon was a virgin, With hormones a-surgin’ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/661 "2015-03-16T03:16:01Z")
On a rocket they launched to the Moon, Was an orang-utan and a baboon. The baboon was a virgin, With hormones a-surgin’ There was ape sex in a crater that June. §§§§§§ When the magician reached into his hat, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=34)