# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6590 "2025-06-03T01:55:22Z")
Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed The cold rain leaked in Bug bites riddled his skin ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6591 "2025-06-03T02:15:59Z")
Tommy was born in a ramshackle shed Had to sleep on a moth-eaten bed The cold rain leaked in Bug bites riddled his skin Until he was totally stone cold dead * * * Charlie Brown again was a blockhead ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6592 "2025-06-03T02:36:58Z")
Charlie Brown again was a blockhead Facing his friend group filled him with dread ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6593 "2025-06-03T02:59:37Z")
Charlie Brown again was a blockhead Facing his friend group filled him with dread Lucy held the football ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6594 "2025-06-03T23:15:31Z")
Charlie Brown again was a blockhead Facing his friend group filled him with dread Lucy held the football and yanked it causing his fall ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6595 "2025-06-04T01:31:54Z")
Charlie Brown again was a blockhead Facing his friend group filled him with dread Lucy held the football and yanked it causing his fall Then off to the E.R. we once again sped ——————————— I threw an egg at man on the stage ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6596 "2025-06-04T01:40:27Z")
I threw an egg at man on the stage Which made him fly into a rage ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6597 "2025-06-04T01:51:28Z")
I threw an egg at man on the stage Which made him fly into a rage “Do you know how much those cost?!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6598 "2025-06-04T10:51:41Z")
I threw an egg at man on the stage Which made him fly into a rage “Do you know how much those cost?!” “More than you earn!”, my riposte ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6599 "2025-06-04T21:45:33Z")
I threw an egg at man on the stage Which made him fly into a rage “Do you know how much those cost?!” “More than you earn!”, my riposte His ire I could no longer assuage * * * My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6600 "2025-06-04T22:14:52Z")
My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head You can blame it on how she was bred ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6601 "2025-06-04T23:13:31Z")
My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head You can blame it on how she was bred She never would floss ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6602 "2025-06-05T02:30:46Z")
My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head You can blame it on how she was bred She never would floss And once played lacrosse ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6603 "2025-06-05T06:06:33Z")
My wife’s sister has but one tooth in her head You can blame it on how she was bred She never would floss And once played lacrosse During which, many a tooth was knocked dead There once was a man from Rhode Island ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6604 "2025-06-05T06:43:17Z")
There once was a man from Rhode Island Who played with his dick for a while and ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6605 "2025-06-05T09:26:27Z")
There once was a man from Rhode Island Who played with his dick for a while and Developed a blister ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6606 "2025-06-05T10:38:46Z")
There once was a man from Rhode Island Who played with his dick for a while and Developed a blister Thanks to pics of his sister ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6607 "2025-06-05T18:58:26Z")
There once was a man from Rhode Island Who played with his dick for a while and Developed a blister Thanks to pics of his sister As he admired her valleys and highlands. I’ve called in to work again sick. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6608 "2025-06-06T01:07:17Z")
I’ve called in to work again sick My boss says I’m lying. That prick. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6609 "2025-06-06T01:28:21Z")
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