# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 332
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6630 "2025-06-12T10:40:15Z")
Patty wanted a slice of cake; A Patty cake she set out to bake “No cake,” said daddy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6631 "2025-06-12T11:46:43Z")
Patty wanted a slice of cake; A Patty cake she set out to bake “No cake,” said Daddy “Because you’ve been a baddie” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6632 "2025-06-13T06:35:46Z")
Patty wanted a slice of cake; A Patty cake she set out to bake “No cake,” said Daddy “Because you’ve been a baddie” “It’s okay–I’ll bake a pie by the lake.” … It was an unusual toy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6633 "2025-06-13T10:44:01Z")
It was an unusual toy Made from a tin/nickel alloy ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6634 "2025-06-13T11:11:02Z")
It was an unusual toy Made from a tin/nickel alloy It was sure not to rust ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6635 "2025-06-13T12:43:09Z")
It was an unusual toy Made from a tin/nickel alloy It was sure not to rust But had a huge bust ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6636 "2025-06-13T16:17:16Z")
It was an unusual toy Made from a tin/nickel alloy It was sure not to rust But had a huge bust and brought to me no end of joy * * * Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6637 "2025-06-13T19:32:26Z")
Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders Her hair was curly and looked like potholders ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6638 "2025-06-13T19:38:25Z")
Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders Her hair was curly and looked like potholders Her search for a mate ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6639 "2025-06-13T23:02:49Z")
Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders. Her hair was curly and looked like potholders. Her search for a mate Was thwarted by fate _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6640 "2025-06-13T23:14:47Z")
Joyce was surly and had hairy shoulders. Her hair was curly and looked like potholders. Her search for a mate Was thwarted by fate But my passion for her is hidden yet smolders ———————————- Some folks think I’m too big for my britches ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6641 "2025-06-13T23:17:20Z")
Some folks think I’m too big for my britches, But I throw those that do into ditches ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6642 "2025-06-13T23:53:13Z")
Some folks think I’m too big for my britches, But I throw those that do into ditches Where I cover them in slime ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6643 "2025-06-14T01:30:36Z")
Some folks think I’m too big for my britches, But I throw those that do into ditches Where I cover them in slime Because I know that in time ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6644 "2025-06-15T03:41:00Z")
Some folks think I’m too big for my britches, But I throw those that do into ditches Where I cover them in slime Because I know that in time They’ll sprout into pettiness riches! … There once was a singer from Rome ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6645 "2025-06-15T04:02:19Z")
There once was a singer from Rome Who hated singing at SkyDome ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6646 "2025-06-15T10:30:47Z")
There once was a singer from Rome Who hated singing at SkyDome She’d yodel in bed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6647 "2025-06-15T12:56:58Z")
There once was a singer from Rome Who hated singing at SkyDome She’d yodel in bed Enough to wake the dead ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6648 "2025-06-15T18:01:04Z")
There once was a singer from Rome Who hated singing at SkyDome She’d yodel in bed Enough to wake the dead But preferred a stage closer to home! … A player who didn’t like jazz ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6649 "2025-06-15T18:12:02Z")
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