# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 333
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6650 "2025-06-15T19:20:17Z")
A player who didn’t like jazz Or any sort of razzmatazz "Three chords and the truth ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6651 "2025-06-16T00:49:38Z")
A player who didn’t like jazz Or any sort of razzmatazz "Three chords and the truth Is enough for the youth ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6652 "2025-06-16T01:03:00Z")
A player who didn’t like jazz Or any sort of razzmatazz "Three chords and the truth Is enough for the youth And that’s all that my repertoire has!” I begged the bank, “Give me a loan!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6653 "2025-06-16T02:01:02Z")
I begged the bank, “Give me a loan! I want a Starbucks coffee and scone” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6654 "2025-06-16T03:03:56Z")
I begged the bank, “Give me a loan! I want a Starbucks coffee and scone” Their prices are SO high ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6655 "2025-06-16T09:40:25Z")
I begged the bank, “Give me a loan! I want a Starbucks coffee and scone” Their prices are SO high It’s hard to even try ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6656 "2025-06-16T14:30:56Z")
I begged the bank, “Give me a loan! I want a Starbucks coffee and scone” Their prices are SO high It’s hard to even try To look at the menu and not groan * * * My cat is a caffeine addict ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6657 "2025-06-16T15:37:44Z")
My cat is a caffeine addict My first morning coffee she licked ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6658 "2025-06-17T01:09:37Z")
My cat is a caffeine addict My first morning coffee she licked Her head spun 'round ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6659 "2025-06-17T01:22:00Z")
My cat is a caffeine addict My first morning coffee she licked Her head spun 'round Totally shocking my hound ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6660 "2025-06-17T02:17:09Z")
My cat is a caffeine addict My first morning coffee she licked Her head spun 'round Totally shocking my hound Who ran and tripped over my dick I think that I just sprained my knee ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6661 "2025-06-17T04:14:35Z")
I think that I just sprained my knee At midnight, while taking a pee ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6662 "2025-06-17T04:55:16Z")
I think that I just sprained my knee At midnight, while taking a pee As I shook off the last drop ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6663 "2025-06-17T05:13:12Z")
nm 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6664 "2025-06-17T05:14:49Z")
I think that I just sprained my knee At midnight, while taking a pee As I shook off the last drop Went to look for the mop ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6665 "2025-06-17T16:03:30Z")
I think that I just sprained my knee At midnight, while taking a pee As I shook off the last drop Went to look for the mop And tripped over my own wee-wee * * * I seem to have lost my body ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6666 "2025-06-17T17:16:10Z")
I seem to have lost my body. And I need it to go get a toddy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6667 "2025-06-17T18:04:16Z")
I seem to have lost my body. And I need it to go get a toddy Perhaps you can help ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6668 "2025-06-17T18:47:52Z")
I seem to have lost my body. And I need it to go get a toddy Perhaps you can help And make it out of kelp ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6669 "2025-06-17T20:34:23Z")
I seem to have lost my body. And I need it to go get a toddy Perhaps you can help And make it out of kelp As long as your stitching’s not shoddy My job at the morgue’s quite a lark [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=332) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=334)