# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 334
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6670 "2025-06-17T21:10:01Z")
My job at the morgue’s quite a lark I dance with cadavers in the dark ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6671 "2025-06-17T21:51:40Z")
My job at the morgue’s quite a lark I dance with cadavers in the dark But “Suzie” became my fave ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6672 "2025-06-18T02:16:52Z")
My job at the morgue’s quite a lark I dance with cadavers in the dark But “Suzie” became my fave and she won’t need a grave ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6673 "2025-06-18T06:24:20Z")
My job at the morgue’s quite a lark I dance with cadavers in the dark But “Suzie” became my fave and she won’t need a grave Because now she glows like a spark! … Two servicemen went to a bar ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6674 "2025-06-18T06:52:03Z")
Two servicemen went to a bar; Had to walk, for they had no car ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6675 "2025-06-18T13:24:46Z")
Two servicemen went to a bar; Had to walk, for they had no car A lady offered them a deal ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6676 "2025-06-18T15:54:08Z")
Two servicemen went to a bar; Had to walk, for they had no car A lady offered them a deal If they’d buy her a nutritious meal ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6677 "2025-06-18T20:47:46Z")
Two servicemen went to a bar; Had to walk, for they had no car A lady offered them a deal If they’d buy her a nutritious meal She was a spy - too cunning by far Philipe put his money in oil ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6678 "2025-06-18T21:10:32Z")
Philipe put his money in oil Then wrapped it in aluminum foil ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6679 "2025-06-18T21:42:14Z")
Philipe put his money in oil Then wrapped it in aluminum foil Turned the stove to 11 ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6680 "2025-06-18T21:49:19Z")
Philipe put his money in oil Then wrapped it in aluminum foil Turned the stove to 11 Prayed for a trip up to heaven ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6681 "2025-06-18T22:38:04Z")
Philipe put his money in oil Then wrapped it in aluminum foil Turned the stove to 11 Prayed for a trip up to heaven As he shuffled off of this mortal coil * * * I once drew a hand of five aces ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6682 "2025-06-18T22:50:41Z")
I once drew a hand of five aces You shoulda seen the look on their faces ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6683 "2025-06-18T23:31:30Z")
I once drew a hand of five aces You shoulda seen the look on their faces My face remained stony ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6684 "2025-06-18T23:32:20Z")
I once drew a hand of five aces You shoulda seen the look on their faces My face remained stony As they called me a phoney ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6685 "2025-06-19T03:36:21Z")
I once drew a hand of five aces You shoulda seen the look on their faces My face remained stony As they called me a phoney But then it was off to the races I discovered three things about cats: ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6686 "2025-06-19T04:00:17Z")
I discovered three things about cats They are not inclined to wear hats ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6687 "2025-06-19T04:34:25Z")
I discovered three things about cats They are not inclined to wear hats But they love tuna fsh ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6688 "2025-06-19T05:08:48Z")
I discovered three things about cats They are not inclined to wear hats But they love tuna fsh And they will plot for a dish ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6689 "2025-06-19T12:51:04Z")
I discovered three things about cats They are not inclined to wear hats But they love tuna fsh And they will plot for a dish To be made out of your rats * * * Cockroaches are my favorite vermin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=333) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=335)