# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 335
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6690 "2025-06-19T12:59:28Z")
Cockroaches are my favorite vermin I don’t think this rates a big sermon! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6691 "2025-06-19T15:14:18Z")
Cockroaches are my favorite vermin I don’t think this rates a big sermon I just think they’re cute ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6692 "2025-06-19T15:54:42Z")
Cockroaches are my favorite vermin I don’t think this rates a big sermon I just think they’re cute As they skitter and scoot ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6693 "2025-06-19T17:45:51Z")
Cockroaches are my favorite vermin I don’t think this rates a big sermon I just think they’re cute As they skitter and scoot While commentated by Chris Berman One day as I went for a stroll ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6694 "2025-06-19T18:44:13Z")
One day as I went for a stroll I tripped on a magnetic pole ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6695 "2025-06-19T19:30:29Z")
One day as I went for a stroll I tripped on a magnetic pole Lambasted by longitude ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6696 "2025-06-19T20:00:57Z")
One day as I went for a stroll I tripped on a magnetic pole Lambasted by longitude what’s left of my schlong, it would ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6697 "2025-06-20T00:59:54Z")
One day as I went for a stroll I tripped on a magnetic pole Lambasted by longitude what’s left of my schlong, it would Now point to the nearest wet hole. This prize aubergine that I grew ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6698 "2025-06-20T01:06:47Z")
This prize aubergine that I grew Could feed a small town – maybe two! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6699 "2025-06-20T01:43:56Z")
This prize aubergine that I grew Could feed a small town – maybe two! The reason it’s so big ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6700 "2025-06-20T01:48:46Z")
This prize aubergine that I grew Could feed a small town – maybe two! The reason it’s so big As I grew it from a spring ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6701 "2025-06-20T12:09:05Z")
This prize aubergine that I grew Could feed a small town – maybe two! The reason it’s so big As I grew it from a spring Is not pegged to its deep purple hue! Our wayward Commander in Chief ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6702 "2025-06-20T16:10:44Z")
Our wayward Commander in Chief Enjoys the mistaken belief ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6703 "2025-06-20T17:52:14Z")
Our wayward Commander in Chief Enjoys the mistaken belief That his anus is God ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6704 "2025-06-20T22:28:48Z")
Our wayward Commander in Chief Enjoys the mistaken belief That his anus is God His pronouncements are odd ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6705 "2025-06-21T00:28:38Z")
Our wayward Commander in Chief Enjoys the mistaken belief That his anus is God His pronouncements are odd And his prayers smell like maggoty beef. Her knickers were all in the wash ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6706 "2025-06-21T00:49:19Z")
Her knickers were all in the wash So she went out without them by gosh. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6707 "2025-06-21T01:04:48Z")
Her knickers were all in the wash So she went out without them by gosh After a dozen car crashes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6708 "2025-06-21T01:06:50Z")
Her knickers were all in the wash So she went out without them by gosh After a dozen car crashes She caused with her flashes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6709 "2025-06-21T02:06:36Z")
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