# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 336
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6710 "2025-06-21T02:07:32Z")
I chopped off my right middle finger But it didn’t bother to linger ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6711 "2025-06-21T03:24:47Z")
I chopped off my right middle finger But it didn’t bother to linger It scurried away ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6712 "2025-06-21T04:03:59Z")
I chopped off my right middle finger But it didn’t bother to linger It scurried away Now there’s Hell to pay! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6713 "2025-06-21T12:25:27Z")
I chopped off my right middle finger But it didn’t bother to linger It scurried away Now there’s Hell to pay! As it gives itself to my pastor * * * Yesterday I confessed all my sins ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6714 "2025-06-21T16:32:26Z")
Yesterday I confessed all my sins 'cept for those utilizing clothes pins ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6715 "2025-06-21T16:33:03Z")
Yesterday I confessed all my sins To my wife, over tonics and gins ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6716 "2025-06-21T16:40:23Z")
[Ninja Alert] * * * Yesterday I confessed all my sins 'cept for those utilizing clothes pins For my voodoo dolls, you see ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6717 "2025-06-21T23:51:43Z")
Yesterday I confessed all my sins To my wife, over tonics and gins The clothes pins, left out, But Voodoo caused his gout, And he guessed the use of the pins. I once had a gray cat named Joe ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6718 "2025-06-22T02:17:17Z")
I once had a gray cat named Joe He baked biscuits and kneaded dough ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6719 "2025-06-22T12:54:57Z")
I once had a gray cat named Joe He baked biscuits and kneaded dough He married Julia Child ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6720 "2025-06-22T16:04:58Z")
I once had a gray cat named Joe He baked biscuits and kneaded dough He married Julia Child (The wedding was WILD!) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6721 "2025-06-23T00:30:13Z")
I once had a gray cat named Joe He baked biscuits and kneaded dough He married Julia Child (The wedding was WILD!) And he’s now General Mills’ CEO. A charming young lady named Bess ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6722 "2025-06-23T01:09:32Z")
A charming young lady named Bess To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6723 "2025-06-23T01:15:47Z")
A charming young lady named Bess To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress “We may be married,” she said ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6724 "2025-06-23T09:53:23Z")
A charming young lady named Bess To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress “We may be married,” she said But he’s still inbred. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6725 "2025-06-23T13:42:52Z")
A charming young lady named Bess To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress “We may be married,” she said But he’s still inbred. So how the kids will come out is anybody’s guess * * * My sister got married to a sadist ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6726 "2025-06-23T15:50:47Z")
My sister got married to a sadist 'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6727 "2025-06-23T21:39:05Z")
sister got married to a sadist 'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist But when he pulled out a whip ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6728 "2025-06-24T00:31:25Z")
sister got married to a sadist 'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist But when he pulled out a whip She decided to jump ship ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6729 "2025-06-24T00:41:25Z")
My sister got married to a sadist 'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist But when he pulled out a whip She decided to jump ship. It turned out she was an escapist. My lady asked me to her boudoir _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=335) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=337)