# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 337
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6730 "2025-06-24T01:55:15Z")
My lady asked me to her boudoir I told her the walk was just too far ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6731 "2025-06-24T02:04:52Z")
My lady asked me to her boudoir I told her the walk was just too far My libido is low ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6732 "2025-06-24T02:17:09Z")
My lady asked me to her boudoir I told her the walk was just too far My libido is low My motions, too slow ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6733 "2025-06-24T02:29:18Z")
My lady asked me to her boudoir I told her the walk was just too far My libido is low My motions, too slow So I sadly bid her _au revior_ * * * One night I got lost in Paris ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6734 "2025-06-24T02:37:45Z")
One night I got lost in Paris I was laughing like Kamala Harris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6735 "2025-06-24T02:58:23Z")
One night I got lost in Paris I was laughing like Kamala Harris So a kindly gendarme ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6736 "2025-06-24T03:04:15Z")
One night I got lost in Paris I was laughing like Kamala Harris So a kindly gendarme Slapped the cuffs on my arm ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6737 "2025-06-24T03:05:47Z")
One night I got lost in Paris I was laughing like Kamala Harris So a kindly gendarme Politely steered me to a barn ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6738 "2025-06-25T01:50:07Z")
One night I got lost in Paris I was laughing like Kamala Harris So a kindly gendarme Politely steered me to a barn That had a great view from its terrace. Last night I dreamt I had a dog ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6739 "2025-06-25T06:32:22Z")
Last night I dreamt I had a dog Who was best of friends with a frog ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6740 "2025-06-25T09:43:33Z")
Last night I dreamt I had a dog Who was best of friends with a frog The dog started hopping ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6741 "2025-06-25T12:39:01Z")
Last night I dreamt I had a dog Who was best of friends with a frog The dog started hopping The frog started slopping ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6742 "2025-06-25T15:27:10Z")
Last night I dreamt I had a dog Who was best of friends with a frog The dog started hopping The frog started slopping And then (ick!) they started to snog * * * I get no kick from champagne ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6743 "2025-06-25T15:29:21Z")
I get no kick from champagne And, yet, in an opposite vein ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6744 "2025-06-25T15:30:29Z")
I get no kick from champagne And, yet, in an opposite vein I do like iced tea ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6745 "2025-06-25T15:32:19Z")
I get no kick from champagne And, yet, in an opposite vein I do like iced tea Tho it often makes me pee ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6746 "2025-06-25T15:42:50Z")
I get no kick from champagne And, yet, in an opposite vein I do like iced tea Tho it often makes me pee there’s no bubbles to tickle my brain * * * My stools are painfully hard ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6747 "2025-06-25T16:00:17Z")
My stools are painfully hard My anus is worn and scarred ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6748 "2025-06-25T16:18:43Z")
My stools are painfully hard My anus is worn and scarred But good luck is with me today ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6749 "2025-06-25T16:37:13Z")
My stools are painfully hard My anus is worn and scarred But good luck is with me today I found me some Oil of Olay [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=336) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=338)