# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 338
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6750 "2025-06-25T21:15:10Z")
My stools are painfully hard My anus is worn and scarred But good luck is with me today I found me some Oil of Olay To apply with a six-foot halbard I lay her down on a silk sheet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6751 "2025-06-25T22:44:31Z")
I lay her down on a silk sheet As my pet birdie chirps her tweet ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6752 "2025-06-26T00:46:17Z")
I lay her down on a silk sheet As my pet birdie chirps her tweet It was romantic ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6753 "2025-06-26T00:55:51Z")
I lay her down on a silk sheet As my pet birdie chirps her tweet It was romantic but then I grew frantic ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6754 "2025-06-26T00:58:56Z")
I lay her down on a silk sheet As my pet birdie chirps her tweet It was romantic But then I grew frantic When she flew right out of my suite * * * One rainy night I had some chow mein ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6755 "2025-06-26T01:18:22Z")
One rainy night I had some chow mein while watching a documentary about pain ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6756 "2025-06-26T02:46:48Z")
One rainy night I had some chow mein while watching a documentary about pain I started to choke ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6757 "2025-06-26T03:01:27Z")
One rainy night I had some chow mein while watching a documentary about pain I started to choke It was really no joke ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6758 "2025-06-26T13:47:11Z")
One rainy night I had some chow mein while watching a documentary about pain I started to choke It was really no joke I won’t order this dish again I hate limericks that mess up their rhymes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6759 "2025-06-26T13:55:55Z")
I hate limericks that mess up their rhymes and it happens here so many times ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6760 "2025-06-26T13:57:25Z")
I hate limericks that mess up their rhymes and it happens here so many times No respect for the meter ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6761 "2025-06-26T15:23:03Z")
I hate limericks that mess up their rhymes and it happens here so many times No respect for the meter And not enough peter ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6762 "2025-06-26T16:44:14Z")
I hate limericks that mess up their rhymes and it happens here so many times No respect for the meter And not enough peter When forced that’s the worst of all crimes ———————————- There is a live duck in my lunchbox ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6763 "2025-06-26T16:46:11Z")
There is a live duck in my lunchbox Bastard ate all my bagels and lox ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6764 "2025-06-26T17:52:25Z")
Then it crapped on my Twinkie ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6765 "2025-06-26T20:32:42Z")
There is a live duck in my lunchbox Bastard ate all my bagels and lox Then it crapped on my Twinkie With a banana got kinky ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6766 "2025-06-26T23:16:33Z")
There is a live duck in my lunchbox Bastard ate all my bagels and lox Then it crapped on my Twinkie With a banana got kinky The weirdest thing’s that it wears socks ———————————— My sister thinks you have a cute nose ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6767 "2025-06-26T23:39:38Z")
My sister thinks you have a cute nose– The sister who plays the bongos– ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6768 "2025-06-26T23:58:15Z")
My sister thinks you have a cute nose– The sister who plays the bongos– My brother plays flute ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6769 "2025-06-27T00:00:43Z")
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