# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 339
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6770 "2025-06-27T00:24:18Z")
My sister thinks you have a cute nose– The sister who plays the bongos– My brother plays flute, And finds your feet cute They both want to take off your clothes * * * I once played in a rather strange band ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6771 "2025-06-27T00:38:14Z")
I once played in a rather strange band The bass player had no right hand ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6772 "2025-06-27T00:46:21Z")
I once played in a rather strange band The bass player had no right hand The singer was mute ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6773 "2025-06-27T00:58:18Z")
I once played in a rather strange band The bass player had no right hand The singer was mute And wore a spacesuit ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6774 "2025-06-27T01:57:24Z")
I once played in a rather strange band The bass player had no right hand The singer was mute And wore a spacesuit All we played was shoe-gaze Dixieland —————————— My father was born without knees ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6775 "2025-06-27T02:50:45Z")
My father was born without knees And has caught 1,001 types of disease ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6776 "2025-06-27T03:04:53Z")
My father was born without knees And has caught 1,001 types of disease He doesn’t complain. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6777 "2025-06-27T03:33:17Z")
My father was born without knees And has caught 1,001 types of disease He doesn’t complain. For he has no forebrain ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6778 "2025-06-27T04:45:51Z")
My father was born without knees And has caught 1,001 types of disease He doesn’t complain. For he has no forebrain And his ass? It was stung by some bees! A young mutant freak named Bolero ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6779 "2025-06-27T05:20:32Z")
A young mutant freak named Bolero Wanted to earn mucho dinero ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6780 "2025-06-27T05:38:30Z")
A young mutant freak named Bolero Wanted to earn mucho dinero So he robbed him a bank ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6781 "2025-06-27T12:18:41Z")
A young mutant freak named Bolero Wanted to earn mucho dinero So he robbed him a bank With a pistol held point-blank ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6782 "2025-06-27T19:59:43Z")
A young mutant freak named Bolero Wanted to earn mucho dinero So he robbed him a bank With a pistol held point-blank then drove off with 60s star Charo * * * The last thing I hope to do before I die ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6783 "2025-06-27T20:52:33Z")
The last thing I hope to do before I die Is strap on a jet pack and then fly ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6784 "2025-06-27T20:54:52Z")
The last thing I hope to do before I die Is strap on a jet pack and then fly I hope to reach the moon ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6785 "2025-06-27T20:56:33Z")
The last thing I hope to do before I die Is strap on a jet pack and then fly I hope to reach the moon with Fred, my pet raccoon ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6786 "2025-06-28T01:16:24Z")
The last thing I hope to do before I die Is strap on a jet pack and then fly I hope to reach the moon with Fred, my pet raccoon And there forever our bodies will lie There once was a kid named Donny ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6787 "2025-06-28T01:27:00Z")
There once was a kid named Donny Who loved the music of Yanni ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6788 "2025-06-28T01:43:15Z")
There once was a kid named Donny Who loved the music of Yanni In quest for his autograph ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6789 "2025-06-28T03:44:32Z")
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