# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6790 "2025-06-28T12:25:25Z")
There once was a kid named Donny Who loved the music of Yanni In quest for his autograph He sent him a giraffe; The response smelled exceedingly prawny. * * * My dog, she will not shut up! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6791 "2025-06-28T12:38:36Z")
My dog, she will not shut up! Ever since she was just a pup ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6792 "2025-06-28T13:47:03Z")
My dog, she will not shut up! Ever since she was just a pup Her barking and yipping _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6793 "2025-06-28T15:48:24Z")
My dog, she will not shut up! Ever since she was just a pup Her barking and yipping (But never nipping!) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6794 "2025-06-28T16:08:33Z")
My dog, she will not shut up! Ever since she was just a pup Her barking and yipping (But never nipping!) Only ceases during her sup * * * My cat caught the strangest prey ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6795 "2025-06-28T16:46:56Z")
My cat caught the strangest prey A full, whip-tail white manta ray! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6796 "2025-06-28T18:48:44Z")
My cat caught the strangest prey A full, whip-tail white manta ray! 'twas in the kid’s pool ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6797 "2025-06-28T19:11:59Z")
My cat caught the strangest prey A full, whip-tail white manta ray! 'Twas in the kid’s pool Where she played with it, the fool ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6798 "2025-06-28T20:31:50Z")
My cat caught the strangest prey A full, whip-tail white manta ray! 'Twas in the kid’s pool Where she played with it, the fool They’re both licking their wounds anyway * * * Mary had a little lamb for dinner ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6799 "2025-06-29T00:26:35Z")
Mary had a little lamb for dinner It was delicious, a real winner ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6800 "2025-06-29T01:49:46Z")
Mary had a little lamb for dinner It was delicious, a real winner She felt a bit guilty ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6801 "2025-06-29T06:25:33Z")
Mary had a little lamb for dinner It was delicious, a real winner She felt a bit guilty And burdened with fealty ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6802 "2025-06-29T08:42:42Z")
Mary had a little lamb for dinner It was delicious, a real winner She felt a bit guilty And burdened with fealty But a resolute, carnivore aginner. Banksy, while taking a walk ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6803 "2025-06-29T08:57:35Z")
Banksy, while taking a walk Sketched a witty depiction in chalk ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6804 "2025-06-29T10:20:15Z")
Banksy, while taking a walk Sketched a witty depiction in chalk It looked just like me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6805 "2025-06-29T13:30:13Z")
Banksy, while taking a walk Sketched a witty depiction in chalk It looked just like me And soon was roaming free ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6806 "2025-06-29T16:44:39Z")
Banksy, while taking a walk Sketched a witty depiction in chalk It looked just like me And soon was roaming free The meaning we’ll never unlock ———————————- I have a hundred pounds of clay ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6807 "2025-06-29T17:03:10Z")
I have a hundred pounds of clay Time for sculpting, exactly a day. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6808 "2025-06-29T18:41:33Z")
I have a hundred pounds of clay Time for sculpting, exactly a day A golem to do my chores ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6809 "2025-06-30T01:05:16Z")
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