# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 341
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6810 "2025-06-30T02:06:30Z")
I have a hundred pounds of clay Time for sculpting, exactly a day A golem to do my chores And anything else that bores 'Til the mud runs downhill and away! A new K-Pop band from La Brea ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6811 "2025-06-30T03:07:31Z")
A new K-Pop band from La Brea On stage, uses their own crop sprayer ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6812 "2025-06-30T05:06:24Z")
A new K-Pop band from La Brea On stage, uses their own crop sprayer The crowd’s covered in tar ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6813 "2025-06-30T09:54:47Z")
A new K-Pop band from La Brea On stage, uses their own crop sprayer The crowd’s covered in tar; Rousing wrath of the czar, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6814 "2025-06-30T13:13:43Z")
A new K-Pop band from La Brea On stage, uses their own crop sprayer The crowd’s covered in tar; Rousing wrath of the czar, A million years later they’ll be found in their layer * * * I wish I had a pet dinosaur ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6815 "2025-06-30T15:21:38Z")
I wish I had a pet dinosaur Or a mastadon; you know the score! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6816 "2025-06-30T16:15:28Z")
I wish I had a pet dinosaur Or a mastodon; you know the score! Heck, gimme a toad! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6817 "2025-06-30T16:18:18Z")
I wish I had a pet dinosaur Or a mastodon; you know the score! Heck, gimme a toad! Or a sloth that’s three-toed ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6818 "2025-06-30T21:25:12Z")
I wish I had a pet dinosaur Or a mastodon; you know the score! Heck, gimme a toad! Or a sloth that’s three-toed I’ll pay thirty bucks - but no more! Sally got fitted with braces ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6819 "2025-06-30T22:14:43Z")
Sally got fitted with braces. The gleam from them, well, it amazes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6820 "2025-06-30T22:31:47Z")
Sally got fitted with braces. The gleam from them, well, it amazes They aren’t for her teeth ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6821 "2025-07-01T10:08:24Z")
Sally got fitted with braces. The gleam from them, well, it amazes They aren’t for her teeth Nor for parts beneath ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6822 "2025-07-01T10:28:02Z")
Sally got fitted with braces. The gleam from them, well, it amazes They aren’t for her teeth Nor for parts beneath They shore up her brain’s empty spaces * * * My friend Bob juggles babies for fun ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6823 "2025-07-01T10:36:59Z")
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun So that means he is now on the run ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6824 "2025-07-01T12:48:38Z")
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun So that means he is now on the run 'Cuz society frowns ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6825 "2025-07-01T13:15:07Z")
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun So that means he is now on the run ‘Cuz society frowns On babies’ screaming sounds ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6826 "2025-07-01T16:59:59Z")
My friend Bob juggles babies for fun So that means he is now on the run ‘Cuz society frowns On babies’ screaming sounds Now he juggles soap bars in pris-un! The richest gal I ever knew ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6827 "2025-07-01T17:45:07Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > Sally got fitted with braces. > The gleam from them, well, it amazes > They aren’t for her teeth > Nor for parts beneath > They shore up her brain’s empty spaces Clap clap clap clap The richest gal I ever knew Invented a fantastic kind of glue ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6828 "2025-07-01T17:48:26Z")
The richest gal I ever knew Invented a fantastic kind of glue Where lying liars ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6829 "2025-07-01T22:06:44Z")
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