# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 342
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6830 "2025-07-01T23:27:41Z")
The richest gal I ever knew Invented a fantastic kind of glue Where lying liars Lie stuck to lyres Too bad she didn’t patent that goo ———————- In a previous life I was smart and cute ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6831 "2025-07-02T00:11:38Z")
In a previous life I was smart and cute. Unfortunately, beans made me toot ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6832 "2025-07-02T00:57:27Z")
In a previous life I was smart and cute. Unfortunately, beans made me toot This had the sad effect ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6833 "2025-07-02T01:09:13Z")
In a previous life I was smart and cute. Unfortunately, beans made me toot This had the sad effect Of having my sex life wrecked ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6834 "2025-07-02T05:24:27Z")
In a previous life I was smart and cute. Unfortunately, beans made me toot This had the sad effect Of having my sex life wrecked And costing me truckloads of loot! On one of my afternoon walks ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6835 "2025-07-02T06:14:45Z")
On one of my afternoon walks I was mobbed by six harrier hawks ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6836 "2025-07-02T08:54:51Z")
On one of my afternoon walks I was mobbed by six harrier hawks These birds of a feather ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6837 "2025-07-02T09:01:00Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Clap clap clap clap Just noticed this: for my small contribution, I thank you, and to my co-contributors, yes, that one did turn out rather nicely. There have been some others here I would like to have given a star or upvote to. May we feel free to recognize those that strike us as especially nicely done, without being otherwise critical, or is even an occasional “clap” not in the spirit of the game? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6838 "2025-07-02T10:25:20Z")
On one of my afternoon walks I was mobbed by six harrier hawks These birds of a feather suited in leather ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6839 "2025-07-02T10:34:21Z")
On one of my afternoon walks I was mobbed by six harrier hawks These birds of a feather suited in leather Stole my wallet and my brand new Crocs! I enjoy a good matzah ball soup ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6840 "2025-07-02T12:45:18Z")
[Jeez you all start a bird-themed one–in the middle of the night? Do I need to set my alarm now so I don’t miss out?] * * * I enjoy a good matzah ball soup Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6841 "2025-07-02T13:30:51Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > Just noticed this: for my small contribution, I thank you, and to my co-contributors, yes, that one did turn out rather nicely. > > There have been some others here I would like to have given a star or upvote to. May we feel free to recognize those that strike us as especially nicely done, without being otherwise critical, or is even an occasional “clap” not in the spirit of the game? I say yes. I’ve clapped for a few along the way - not for all of the limericks that I’ve liked but for some of the ones that I think really stand out. I am speaking as the Poet Laureate of my own head. I enjoy a good matzah ball soup Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop I love that tangy zip ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6842 "2025-07-02T15:40:46Z")
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop I love that tangy zip With each matzoh ball sip ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6843 "2025-07-02T17:20:23Z")
I enjoy a good matzah ball soup Tho my wife’s spices send me for a loop I love that tangy zip With each matzoh ball sip That sends me running to the poop coop * * * I can’t believe I ate the whole thing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6844 "2025-07-02T17:28:08Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6845 "2025-07-02T20:46:09Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King Now I feel sick ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6846 "2025-07-02T21:32:45Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King Now I feel sick like I swallowed a brick ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6847 "2025-07-03T01:18:19Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing A gallon of shrimp from Egg Roll King Now I feel sick like I swallowed a brick And my butthole is starting to sting. One day I found a genie’s magic lamp ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6848 "2025-07-03T01:21:30Z")
One day I found a genie’s magic lamp And the genie was a bit of a tramp ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6849 "2025-07-03T02:29:26Z")
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