# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 344
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6870 "2025-07-04T06:31:37Z")
I bought a new Swiss Army knife My old one broke saving my life ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6871 "2025-07-04T10:41:34Z")
I bought a new Swiss Army knife My old one broke saving my life A rabid moose attacked me ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6872 "2025-07-04T15:27:19Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > would Haven’t figured out how to do this on my phone lol ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6873 "2025-07-05T01:56:21Z")
I bought a new Swiss Army knife My old one broke saving my life A rabid moose attacked me Their bites are nasty ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6874 "2025-07-05T02:17:57Z")
I bought a new Swiss Army knife My old one broke saving my life A rabid moose attacked me Their bites are nasty But with stab wounds he ended up rife * * * Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6875 "2025-07-05T02:19:35Z")
Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie By rubbing a lamp with his weenie ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6876 "2025-07-05T03:29:31Z")
Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie By rubbing a lamp with his weenie This offended the Djinn ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6877 "2025-07-05T03:36:52Z")
Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie By rubbing a lamp with his weenie The Djinn–what a honey! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6878 "2025-07-05T12:40:29Z")
Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie By rubbing a lamp with his weenie This offended the Djinn Who tolerated no sin ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6879 "2025-07-05T13:39:12Z")
Daffy Duck summoned a sly genie By rubbing a lamp with his weenie This offended the Djinn Who tolerated no sin What a prude, and a magical meanie. There once was a hoaxer named Cokes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6880 "2025-07-05T15:13:55Z")
There once was a hoaxer named Cokes who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6881 "2025-07-05T17:13:24Z")
There once was a hoaxer named Cokes Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax But soon his customers ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6882 "2025-07-06T02:06:49Z")
There once was a hoaxer named Cokes Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax But soon his customers chose colas they prefer ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6883 "2025-07-06T02:20:25Z")
There once was a hoaxer named Cokes Who’d swap Coke for RC as a hoax But soon his customers chose colas they prefer Which ended his soda-based jokes. There once was an angry bee named Buzz ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6884 "2025-07-06T05:39:34Z")
There once was an angry bee named Buzz who lost track of where his hive was ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6885 "2025-07-06T07:54:40Z")
There once was an angry bee named Buzz who lost track of where his hive was So at the end of the day ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6886 "2025-07-06T10:52:46Z")
There once was an angry bee named Buzz who lost track of where his hive was So at the end of the day Buzz knelt down to pray ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6887 "2025-07-06T11:48:25Z")
There once was an angry bee named Buzz who lost track of where his hive was So at the end of the day Buzz knelt down to pray A worker would dance by like she does. A Straight Dope poster was trolling ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6888 "2025-07-06T12:51:48Z")
A Straight Dope poster was trolling Every other post had him rickrolling ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6889 "2025-07-06T15:22:40Z")
A Straight Dope poster was trolling Every other post had him rickrolling 'til a Mod sauntered by [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=343) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=345)