# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6890 "2025-07-07T02:07:32Z")
A Straight Dope poster was trolling Every other post had him rickrolling 'til a Mod sauntered by And ban-hammered the guy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6891 "2025-07-07T02:47:39Z")
A Straight Dope poster was trolling Every other post had him rickrolling 'til a Mod sauntered by And ban-hammered the guy Off to the cornfield he went a-rolling * * * I once had a smelly sockpuppet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6892 "2025-07-07T03:03:53Z")
I once had a smelly sockpuppet The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6893 "2025-07-07T05:20:16Z")
I once had a smelly sockpuppet The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet Though it was made of felt, ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6894 "2025-07-07T05:40:12Z")
I once had a smelly sockpuppet. The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet. Though it was made of felt, The stench of its pelt, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6895 "2025-07-07T09:53:59Z")
I once had a smelly sockpuppet. The foul thing lost its job as a Muppet. Though it was made of felt, The stench of its pelt, Made sure that nobody whould shtup it! A wonderful girl from Hawaii ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6896 "2025-07-07T11:31:13Z")
A wonderful girl from Hawaii Was sister to a banshee ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6897 "2025-07-07T19:45:02Z")
A wonderful girl from Hawaii Was sister to a banshee They screamed a bunch ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6898 "2025-07-07T21:21:53Z")
A wonderful girl from Hawaii Was sister to a banshee They screamed a bunch Then made poke for lunch ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6899 "2025-07-07T21:28:34Z")
A wonderful girl from Hawaii Was sister to a banshee They screamed a bunch Then made poke for lunch Their concoctions were truly beastly * * * I once surfed a huge wave ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6900 "2025-07-08T00:44:30Z")
I once surfed a huge wave Wearing nought but a smile and a shave ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6901 "2025-07-08T01:44:50Z")
I once surfed a huge wave Wearing nought but a smile and a shave As I hung ten ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6902 "2025-07-08T02:51:06Z")
I once surfed a huge wave Wearing nought but a smile and a shave As I hung ten A wave hit and then ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6903 "2025-07-08T08:24:50Z")
I once surfed a huge wave Wearing nought but a smile and a shave As I hung ten A wave hit and then Saluted, but looked like a knave. My cat likes to swim, but my dog ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6904 "2025-07-08T11:12:37Z")
My cat likes to swim, but my dog Needs a flotation device like a log ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6905 "2025-07-08T11:39:55Z")
My cat likes to swim, but my dog Needs a flotation device like a log. A log he can straddle _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6906 "2025-07-08T11:40:30Z")
My cat likes to swim, but my dog Needs a flotation device like a log. A log he can straddle So he can dog-paddle ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6907 "2025-07-08T16:36:36Z")
My cat likes to swim, but my dog Needs a flotation device like a log. A log he can straddle So he can dog-paddle From the stream, to the river, to the bog A menacing young mutant named Moe ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6908 "2025-07-08T16:48:28Z")
A menacing young mutant named Moe has six arms, seven eyes and one toe ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6909 "2025-07-08T18:33:18Z")
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