# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 346
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6910 "2025-07-08T20:46:31Z")
A menacing young mutant named Moe has six arms, seven eyes and one toe But when challenged by Curly his demeaner was girly ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6911 "2025-07-08T21:07:42Z")
A menacing young mutant named Moe has six arms, seven eyes and one toe But when challenged by Curly his demeaner was girly And all twelve of his cheeks were aglow My car has developed a rattle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6912 "2025-07-08T21:42:55Z")
My car has developed a rattle Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6913 "2025-07-08T23:13:35Z")
My car has developed a rattle Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle So I slathered on grease ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6914 "2025-07-09T01:10:56Z")
My car has developed a rattle Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle So I slathered on grease In hopes of some peace ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6915 "2025-07-09T12:54:29Z")
My car has developed a rattle Hurray! I can’t hear my mom prattle So I slathered on grease In hopes of some peace Floored the accelerator and skedaddled * * * My baby has a favorite toy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6916 "2025-07-09T14:26:00Z")
My baby has a favorite toy It’s a robot made from a steel alloy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6917 "2025-07-09T14:31:15Z")
My baby has a favorite toy It’s a robot made from a steel alloy with laser beam eyes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6918 "2025-07-09T15:15:25Z")
My baby has a favorite toy It’s a robot made from a steel alloy With laser beam eyes Anyone it hates it fries ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6919 "2025-07-09T21:29:36Z")
My baby has a favorite toy It’s a robot made from a steel alloy With laser beam eyes Anyone it hates it fries And it’s got other tools to employ * * * My nephew’s body is riddled with acne ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6920 "2025-07-10T00:40:54Z")
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne It dates back to his time spent in Hackney ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6921 "2025-07-10T00:44:10Z")
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne It dates back to his time spent in Hackney Part of a secret study ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6922 "2025-07-10T01:22:10Z")
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne It dates back to his time spent in Hackney Part of a secret study Of faces so ruddy ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6923 "2025-07-10T09:55:33Z")
My nephew’s body is riddled with acne It dates back to his time spent in Hackney Part of a secret study Of faces so ruddy No reason nor rhyme helped, not even black tea. For Russian tea, one must say “chai,” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6924 "2025-07-10T13:13:17Z")
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,” Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6925 "2025-07-10T16:36:15Z")
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,” Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!” I’ll take the tea ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6926 "2025-07-10T19:32:04Z")
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,” Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!” I’ll take the tea Please, polonium-free ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6927 "2025-07-11T17:44:35Z")
For Russian tea, one must say “chai,” Or it’s “Tchk!” (Throat slash motion), “Goodbye!” I’ll take the tea Please, polonium-free I am, after all, too young to die * * * Naked I came from my mother’s womb ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6928 "2025-07-11T18:57:02Z")
Naked I came from my mother’s womb But my twin she came from the tomb ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6929 "2025-07-12T03:11:38Z")
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