# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6930 "2025-07-12T04:22:09Z")
Naked I came from my mother’s womb But my twin she came from the tomb Dead though she was I loved her because ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6931 "2025-07-12T11:33:13Z")
Naked I came from my mother’s womb But my twin she came from the tomb Dead though she was I loved her because It could have been me doomed to gloom! It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6932 "2025-07-12T12:25:34Z")
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron. It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ – _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6933 "2025-07-12T13:06:09Z")
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron. It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ – But all’s for the best ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6934 "2025-07-12T15:48:54Z")
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron. It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ – But all’s for the best and who’ll be impressed ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6935 "2025-07-14T05:00:41Z")
It’s hard to find rhymes for Enron. It sort of rhymes with ‘rhododendron’ – But all’s for the best and who’ll be impressed With such a weak rhyme to end on. I’m going to Old Sacramento ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6936 "2025-07-14T09:57:40Z")
I’m going to Old Sacramento With nothing but Coke and a Mento. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6937 "2025-07-14T10:25:52Z")
I’m going to Old Sacramento With nothing but Coke and a Mento. Plus my wife’s ashes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6938 "2025-07-14T13:42:25Z")
I’m going to Old Sacramento With nothing but Coke and a Mento. Plus my wife’s ashes And her glittery eyelashes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6939 "2025-07-14T15:09:15Z")
I’m going to Old Sacramento With nothing but Coke and a Mento. Plus my wife’s ashes And her glittery eyelashes And an olive, a pea, and a pimento Little Johnny got detention again ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6940 "2025-07-14T16:09:16Z")
Little Johnny got detention again He’ll be released who-knows-when ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6941 "2025-07-14T16:47:39Z")
Little Johnny got detention again He’ll be released who-knows-when You should know that his crime ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6942 "2025-07-14T16:51:58Z")
Little Johnny got detention again He’ll be released who-knows-when You should know that his crime Seemed real bad at the time ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6943 "2025-07-14T17:28:43Z")
Little Johnny got detention again He’ll be released who-knows-when You should know that his crime Seemed real bad at the time He should spend 5 to 10 in the pen * * * My gal Daisy is really a hoot ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6944 "2025-07-14T19:23:14Z")
My gal Daisy is really a hoot Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6945 "2025-07-14T20:11:02Z")
My gal Daisy is really a hoot Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot While she does a cartwheel ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6946 "2025-07-14T20:12:30Z")
My gal Daisy is really a hoot Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot While she does a cartwheel She emits a little squeal ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6947 "2025-07-14T21:50:43Z")
My gal Daisy is really a hoot Give her some beans and she’ll give a toot While she does a cartwheel She emits a little squeal and belches the star spangled banner to boot ——————————— I once dated a bear that could dance ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6948 "2025-07-14T22:42:12Z")
I once dated a bear that could dance We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6949 "2025-07-14T23:12:35Z")
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