# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 348
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6950 "2025-07-14T23:16:44Z")
I once dated a bear that could dance We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’ But when to her I proposed She looked down at her toes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6951 "2025-07-15T00:04:09Z")
I once dated a bear that could dance We’d get looks you’d describe as ‘askance’ But when to her I proposed She looked down at her toes And told me I didn’t stand a chance ————————- There is an old lady down in Boca ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6952 "2025-07-15T01:32:53Z")
There is an old lady down in Boca Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6953 "2025-07-15T02:25:52Z")
There is an old lady down in Boca Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca She likes to imbibe ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6954 "2025-07-15T09:19:49Z")
There is an old lady down in Boca Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca She likes to imbibe And so we didn’t jibe ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6955 "2025-07-15T09:32:29Z")
There is an old lady down in Boca Who loved bourbon and Almond Roca She likes to imbibe And so we didn’t jibe I take bourbon in a hot mocha. An old lady who yesterday died ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6956 "2025-07-15T11:43:03Z")
An old lady who yesterday died was known as a runaway bride ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6957 "2025-07-15T13:22:28Z")
An old lady who yesterday died Was known as a runaway bride Escaped on a tramp steamer ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6958 "2025-07-15T17:41:55Z")
An old lady who yesterday died Was known as a runaway bride Escaped on a tramp steamer For sustenance: coffee creamer ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6959 "2025-07-16T02:32:50Z")
An old lady who yesterday died Was known as a runaway bride Escaped on a tramp steamer For sustenance: coffee creamer For fun, the first mate she’s astride There nothing like finding a honey ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6960 "2025-07-16T03:17:15Z")
There nothing like finding a honey With bombshell good looks and some money ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6961 "2025-07-16T10:39:20Z")
There nothing like finding a honey With bombshell good looks and some money She’d better like dogs ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6962 "2025-07-16T10:46:36Z")
There nothing like finding a honey With bombshell good looks and some money She’d better like dogs And conspiracy blogs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6963 "2025-07-16T11:34:41Z")
There nothing like finding a honey With bombshell good looks and some money She’d better like dogs And conspiracy blogs and dressing just like a bunny * * * I wish I had two extra arms ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6964 "2025-07-16T13:33:08Z")
I wish I had two extra arms For the ladies to supplement my charms ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6965 "2025-07-16T14:15:35Z")
I wish I had two extra arms For the ladies to supplement my charms I’d play the piano ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6966 "2025-07-16T14:37:32Z")
I wish I had two extra arms For the ladies to supplement my charms I’d play the piano At the same time, a banjo ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6967 "2025-07-16T15:25:33Z")
I wish I had two extra arms For the ladies to supplement my charms I’d play the piano At the same time, a banjo As we canoe past Georgia farms * * * I was once lost in a damp dark wood ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6968 "2025-07-16T17:36:55Z")
I was once lost in a damp dark wood and was certain I was gone for good ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6969 "2025-07-17T20:14:42Z")
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