# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/682 "2015-03-17T04:16:31Z")
A pretty German maid named Geneva had an untamed belligerent beaver In trimming its fur, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/683 "2015-03-17T04:19:29Z")
A pretty German maid named Geneva Had an untamed belligerent beaver In trimming its fur, She cried, “Mein Herr” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/684 "2015-03-17T04:20:09Z")
A pretty German maid named Geneva had an untamed belligerent beaver In trimming its fur, She gave it a stir ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/685 "2015-03-17T04:34:19Z")
A pretty German maid named Geneva Had an untamed belligerent beaver In trimming its fur, She cried, “Mein Herr” “We must look our best for J Bieber!” ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/686 "2015-03-17T06:18:45Z")
A Parrot ran in to a trooper ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/687 "2015-03-17T06:53:48Z")
A Parrot ran into a trooper And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/688 "2015-03-17T07:26:54Z")
A Parrot ran into a trooper And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’. "Don’t be absurd, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/689 "2015-03-17T08:32:42Z")
A Parrot ran into a trooper And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’. “Don’t be absurd. Alice Cooper’s no bird.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/690 "2015-03-17T10:32:30Z")
A Parrot ran into a trooper And said he was named ‘Alice Cooper’. “Don’t be absurd. Alice Cooper’s no bird.” Now you’re busted for showing your pooper The queen thought she smelled something odd ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/691 "2015-03-17T11:27:07Z")
The queen thought she smelled something odd Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/692 "2015-03-17T12:37:09Z")
The queen thought she smelled something odd Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod He hid the fish in his pants ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/693 "2015-03-17T13:26:30Z")
The queen thought she smelled something odd Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod He hid the fish in his pants For his fertility dance ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/694 "2015-03-17T19:17:09Z")
The queen thought she smelled something odd Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod He hid the fish in his pants For his fertility dance The result was Prince Charlie, by God. One morn in the Garden of Eden, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/695 "2015-03-17T19:20:23Z")
One morn in the Garden of Eden, Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’ ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/696 "2015-03-17T20:21:19Z")
One morn in the Garden of Eden, Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’ “Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/697 "2015-03-17T20:25:16Z")
One morn in the Garden of Eden, Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’ “Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried (But it wasn’t. Dawn had died) ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/698 "2015-03-17T20:53:14Z")
One morn in the Garden of Eden, Adam spied Eve, who was weedin’ “Tis the crack of Dawn!” he cried (But it wasn’t. Dawn had died) And was using ex-Miss Eve just for breedin’. Said a nun, with a soul full of hope ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/699 "2015-03-17T21:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > The queen thought she smelled something odd > Prince Phillip had smuggled a cod > He hid the fish in his pants > For his fertility dance > The result was Prince Charlie, by God. clap clap clap Said a nun, with a soul full of hope "I will wash out that heathen’s mouth with soap ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/700 "2015-03-17T23:39:41Z")
Said a nun, with a soul full of hope "I will wash out that heathen’s mouth with soap But the heathen was wiley ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/701 "2015-03-17T23:52:05Z")
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