# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6990 "2025-07-19T17:52:43Z")
Excellent last line, 2 More Bits! Much better stuff than the usual twits! đŸ™ƒ * * * Jennifer has 12 inch long nails. When she speaks ASL, my gut rails Mesmerized by red flashes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6991 "2025-07-19T19:49:06Z")
Jennifer has 12 inch long nails. When she speaks ASL, my gut rails Mesmerized by red flashes I succumb to her slashes ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6992 "2025-07-20T05:32:25Z")
Jennifer has 12 inch long nails. When she speaks ASL, my gut rails Mesmerized by red flashes I succumb to her slashes I buy nail polish for her in bales. Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6993 "2025-07-20T05:57:05Z")
Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring And he really regrets the whole sick thing! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6994 "2025-07-20T11:32:20Z")
[EDIT] Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring He kinda regrets the sick thing! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6995 "2025-07-20T14:15:22Z")
Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring He kinda regrets the sick thing! Barney sez it’s cool ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6996 "2025-07-20T14:33:28Z")
Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring He kinda regrets the sick thing! Barney sez it’s cool; You should see the stone tool ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6997 "2025-07-20T23:49:58Z")
Fred has a Prince Alber dick ring He kinda regrets the sick thing! Barney sez it’s cool; You should see the stone tool He must carry his cock in a sling The line for the head was too long ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6998 "2025-07-21T00:57:38Z")
The line for the head was too long So I peed on the floor (which was wrong) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/6999 "2025-07-21T01:01:40Z")
The line for the head was too long. So I peed on the floor (which is wrong) I grabbed someone’s coat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7000 "2025-07-21T01:38:50Z")
The line for the head was too long. So I peed on the floor (which is wrong) I grabbed someone’s coat To form a makeshift moat ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7001 "2025-07-21T01:48:37Z")
The line for the head was too long. So I peed on the floor (which is wrong) I grabbed someone’s coat To form a makeshift moat So much trouble caused by my dong! The internet is the wild west! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7002 "2025-07-21T01:51:31Z")
The internet is the wild west! It sure puts my wits to the test. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7003 "2025-07-21T02:00:16Z")
The internet is the wild west! It sure puts my wits to the test. With bots and trolls galore ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7004 "2025-07-21T02:01:12Z")
[too slow] ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7005 "2025-07-21T15:30:41Z")
The internet is the wild west! It sure puts my wits to the test. With bots and trolls galore To hunt as bison and boar ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7006 "2025-07-21T16:26:18Z")
The internet is the wild west! It sure puts my wits to the test. With bots and trolls galore To hunt as bison and boar Perhaps I should log out and rest * * * There once was a pirate named Blackheart ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7007 "2025-07-21T19:52:14Z")
There once was a pirate named Blackheart Who ate his wretched victims a la carte ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7008 "2025-07-21T20:20:55Z")
There once was a pirate named Blackheart Who ate his wretched victims a la carte If you walk out his plank ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7009 "2025-07-21T21:27:19Z")
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