# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7010 "2025-07-22T01:25:15Z")
There once was a pirate named Blackheart Who ate his wretched victims a la carte If you walk out his plank With salt rubbed on your flank He’d proudly salute you with a fart * * * I’ll be sailing around the world ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7011 "2025-07-22T02:02:18Z")
I’ll be sailing around the world With my Dacron sails unfurled ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7012 "2025-07-22T08:19:05Z")
I’ll be sailing around the world With my Dacron sails unfurled For vitamin C ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7013 "2025-07-22T12:32:47Z")
I’ll be sailing around the world With my Dacron sails unfurled For vitamin C And the deep blue sea ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7014 "2025-07-22T21:27:59Z")
I’ll be sailing around the world With my Dacron sails unfurled For vitamin C And the deep blue sea I’ve a freezer of Lemonade Swirls. I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7015 "2025-07-22T21:33:50Z")
I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean I don’t mean what you think that I mean ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7016 "2025-07-22T22:43:41Z")
I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean I don’t mean what you think that I mean But it is detachable ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7017 "2025-07-23T00:37:37Z")
I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean I don’t mean what you think that I mean But it is detachable With fragrance unmatchable ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7018 "2025-07-23T01:58:54Z")
I’ve misplaced my pink jellybean I don’t mean what you think that I mean But it is detachable With fragrance unmatchable The pink is far better than the green There’s nothing sweeter than a peach ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7019 "2025-07-23T02:03:23Z")
There’s nothing sweeter than a peach As my love and I lounge on the beach ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7020 "2025-07-23T02:03:45Z")
There’s nothing sweeter than a peach There’s no greater lesson I can teach ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7021 "2025-07-23T02:04:42Z")
@2_More_Bits: Ninja’ed. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7022 "2025-07-23T02:08:47Z")
There’s nothing sweeter than a peach As my love and I lounge on the beach My eggplant starts growing ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7023 "2025-07-23T03:17:36Z")
There’s nothing sweeter than a peach As my love and I lounge on the beach My eggplant starts growing My seed I’ll be sowing ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7024 "2025-07-23T13:30:42Z")
There’s nothing sweeter than a peach As my love and I lounge on the beach My eggplant starts growing My seed I’ll be sowing Until I blow my wad with a screech * * * Where oh where are you tonight? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7025 "2025-07-23T16:53:49Z")
Where oh where are you tonight? Think I don’t trust you? You’re right! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7026 "2025-07-24T01:25:01Z")
Where oh where are you tonight? Think I don’t trust you? You’re right! I’m all alone ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7027 "2025-07-24T03:03:06Z")
Where oh where are you tonight? Think I don’t trust you? You’re right! I’m all alone With just my phone ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7028 "2025-07-25T00:41:28Z")
Where oh where are you tonight? Think I don’t trust you? You’re right! I’m all alone With just my phone Do I think you’ll cheat? You might! I was told I need to touch grass ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7029 "2025-07-25T04:05:38Z")
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